Yes… my cousin and I wrote these together when we were messing around on the way home from school. Lord of the Rings is © of J.R.R Tolkein… and as for the nursery rhymes, whoever owns them.

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I'm a Little Hobbit (I'm a Little Teapot)

I'm a little hobbit,

My name is Frodo

Here is my hand, here is my ring.

When I get all 'fraidy, hear me shout,

Sauron's coming and he wants me out.

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Precious, Precious, Where Are You? (Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star)

Precious, Precious, where are you?

How I wonder, what I'll do.

Power and Corruption I sought once.

Like a shiny bright object

Precious, Precious, where are you?

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