Nine-ball was standging at teh catsle of teh hyrule where he was speak with King.
"MAH BOI," teh King sayd bigly "Ganon and hsi minions am ataking us wit gint robots and we ned u to kil tem."
"how wil u pay me?" Nine-ball aslked.
"i wil let u hav teh sex with Zelda" teh King repolied.
Nine-ball had big smile on face and said "i will kiol them all fastly."
Nine-ball flewed off to wehre Ganon's minions was and he shotted them all adn teh minionons died. Nine-ball overboosted to Ganon's casttsel which was on top of big montain and was coveered in black metal. Nine-ball bursted in thru big windo adn swa Ganon in armored core.
"JOIN ME NINE-BALL," Ganon speaked very loudly "AND I WILL MAEK UR FAEC TEH GRAETEST IN-"
Nine-ball shoot at Ganon before he culd finishs and Ganon's armroed core head fall off. Nine-ball picked up Ganon's aremored core body and took it over to giatn pit.
"NO!" GAnon scremed. "NOT INTO TEH PIT!"
Then Nien-ball droped Ganon into pit and he never stoped falling. Nine-ball flied back to teh hyrule casterl where Zelda was wating. Zelda grabed Nine-ball adn sayid "I watn to hmup ur bones." and so they both lots of sex until teh sun rosed once agan. one montht later, zelda came to NIne-ball adn said "I'M SPREGNANT!" Nine-ball had shock on face, and he flied off away from hyrule casle and never went back.
TO BE CONTINUED