2/28/10 12:10 PM
To: Maccus, JimmyLegs, Niko, Clanker, Hadras, Bootstrap, Palifico
From: Alex
Subject: Fwd: Why Guys Like Girls.
Hey People,
One of my friends sent this to me as a joke, so I thought I'd bother you, cause
that's what I do best. It's titled "Why Guys Like Girls" Do not kill me. I DIDN'T
WRITE THIS, DAMMIT!
See you in like, thirty seconds! :D SMILIES!
-Alex
"I reject your reality and substitute it with my own."
"Why Guys Like Girls
- They always smell good, even if it's just shampoo.
- The way their heads find the right spot on your shoulder.
- The ease with which they fit in your arms.
- The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
- How cute they are when they eat.
- The way they take hours to dress, but in the end it's all worthwhile.
- Because they're always warm, even when it's minus thirty degree's outside.
- The way they look good no matter what they wear.
- The way they fish for compliments.
- How cute they are when they argue.
- The way their hands always find yours.
- The way they smile.
- The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you've just had
a big fight.
- They way they say "Let's not fight anymore" When you know an hour later…
- The way they kiss you when you do something nice for them.
- The way they kiss you when they say "I love you."
- Actually, just the way they kiss you…
- They way they fall into your arms when they cry.
- The way they apologize for crying over something silly.
- The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
- Then the way they apologize for hitting you when it DOES hurt.
- The way they say "I miss you."
- The way you miss them.
- The way your tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt them anymore.
…Sent…
Chat: 6:47 PM
Chatroom: Aboard the Flying Dutchman…
Chatters: TheBosun, FirstMateMaccus, BillTurner, Shellhead145, Pufferboi103, Swordmaster, Fighterman101, SparrowsFight.
SparrowsFlight: HELLO!
FirstMateMaccus: Hi…
SparrowsFlight: I AM HYPER! I FEEL LIKE SHOUTING! AND SPEAKING GIBBERISH!
Pufferboi103: Um… Ok… Why? Are ye hyper, I mean.
Shellhead145: She's always hyper. The question should be "Why are ye more hyper then normal?"
SparrowsFlight: CAUSE I FOUND SOME SUUUUUGERR!!
TheBosun: JUST SHUT UP! GOD!
BillTurner: Jimmy, don't yell at her.
Swordmaster: This is really kinda weird. Why don't we all just talk to each other in person?
Pufferboi103: But… to talk to ye I would have to get up…
Shellhead145: Well… I like sitting in the spinny chair.
Fighterman101: He's spinning in it right now. He's gonna get sick in a moment.
SparrowsFlight:…Pleasant thoughts…
FirstMateMaccus: HADRAS QUIT WITH THE SPINNING! I CAN HEAR YE FROM MY ROOM!
Shellhead145: YER ROOM'S RIGHT NEXT TO MINE!
FirstMateMaccus: I DON'T CARE!
BillTurner: I actually agree with Palifico…
SparrowsFlight: Bu-bu-but… I agree with Niko. There.
Pufferboi103: Yay for laziness!
SparrowsFlight: virtual high-five EXACTLY!
Shellhead145: … I don't feel good…
Fighterman101: I wonder why. Maybe 'cause ye've been spinning in a chair for the last five minutes… But no, that CAN'T be it…
TheBosun: I don't like chatting…
FirstMateMaccus: sighs We have to get back to work in a minute.
TheBosun: Exactly. K, bye!
SparrowsFlight: JIMMY DON'T GO!
TheBosun has logged out of Chat.
SparrowsFlight:…Snap.
Swordmaster: What, ye actually wanted him to STAY?!
SparrowsFlight: WELL…
BillTurner: Maccus is right. We can talk later.
SparrowsFlight: Alright… Alright! You guys don't like my awesome technology, DO YOU?!
FirstMateMaccus: Goodbye.
Shellhead145, BillTurner, Swordmaster, FirstMateMaccus, Fighterman101,
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