Disclaimer: I don't own MCL or its characters (not even the men).

Whoops this isn't a My Candy Apocalypse update.

(Don't kill me)
I've had this character racing around in my mind for AGES and I had to get her out. She was causing some serious havoc in there.

I think I may continue this, I wanna see where it goes.

Chapter One – Introduction

Just imagine for a second that you are living in the city. And yes, it's gross and the men yell at you sometimes and the women judge you and advertisements, muggers and bad drivers are everywhere, but you genuinely adore the big city. It's got class, and character, and lots of coffee places. And now imagine being uprooted and shipped halfway across the goddamn country to some tiny ass little coastal nonsense town that you can barely see on a map with the help of a telescope and if you put the name of it into Google fucking maps it comes up totally fucking blank.

Would you be happy?

I sure as hell wasn't.

My name is Theodosia. I'm sure we can all agree that it's a terrible fucking name, so I go by Theo. Yeah yeah, it's a guy's name, whatever. I happen to like it actually. Apparently my parents thought naming me some nonsense like Theodosia would be charming or pretty or make me some kind of prophetic godchild or something. Well I'm proud to inform you it has yet to do so.

My parents were scientists and our 'dinner table talk' was mostly astrophysics or some hell like that. It never interested me, to say the least. By the time I was eight they had pretty much given up on me being any kind of intelligent person. Or a ladylike person. I was a tomboy all through elementary school. And middle school. I started wearing slightly more feminine clothes into highschool to my mother's relief but I still got in enough trouble to make her break out into hives. My parents worked often and I didn't see much of them, they were always traveling, sometimes I was left alone for months at a time so I learned to make my own way around the city and through my life, but something happened that changed it.

At the end of tenth grade I was walking home from school and I was attacked by some asshole who took about ten bucks from my wallet, beat the shit out of me and left.

My parents freaked out, to say the least, which is how I wound up on my way to the coastal town of Sweet Amoris (which by the way, is almost as brutal of a name as Theodosia, and that's saying something).

I was 99% certain I was not going to enjoy my last two years of high school in a place like that. According to my mother it was a 'safe-haven'. According to my father it was a 'clean and sterile environment' as though Sweet Amoris was a goddamn operating room.

With that on my mind as my first day of school drew near, I was under the impression that there would be no trouble for me to get into, no people I would get along with and that there would be absolutely no fun to be had.

Oh how woefully wrong I turned out to be.

End of Introduction

See you next chapter! (I hope)

Let me know what you think! I really hope you guys like where this may be going, be sure to review.

If you've been reading MCA, I'll be updating that soon, I've just been having a bought of really lame ideas.

Obviously if/when I continue this, chapters will be longer, I just wanted to do a quick intro for funsies (to avoid math homework)

-Alaska