"Egbutt!" is the first thing I hear when I finally get to see my friends again, it wasn't that the insult was bad (even though it was pretty terrible, I could think of tons of more interesting things to call myself than "Eggbutt"), but the voice had such an interesting sound to it that I had to turn around to see who it came from.
I was admittedly stunned when I saw him, (like actually saw him!) For the very first time.
Rose and Dave looked on like it was a completely normal exchange, but it's not! I guess after staying three years on a meteor with nothing else to really look at except trolls one would get used to the way they looked.
Trolls did not look a whole lot different than humans actually, but there were a lot of things you had to notice.
Dream bubbles made everything fuzzy and weird, but reality made you put things in a totally different perspective, so when I turned around to be greeted by an angry short alien, I guess I was so shocked by this whole thing (that actually happened!), that I wasn't really aware of what I was doing at the time.
It's like when you're a kid and you go to a toystore, or anyplace with a lot of color and stuff, you want to touch the things you find interesting and new.
Of course it's usually right after you get your hands on the darn thing that your small digits are brutally swatted away.
I didn't get that luxury though, instead my hands were bitten.
Hard.
I guess I had absentmindedly started running my hands through my alien friend's hair, and I was told that he was slightly startled by it, and I must've brushed his horn or something, (I learned later that was a 'no,no' spot for trolls) which probably upset him even more. Whatever I did scared him or something because before I was able to fully register what was going on, he bit down on my hands, not just one of them, both!
It ended up with me in a fantastic fashion, flailing and screaming.
He eventually came off though, I needed bandages, but yeah.
And that was my first encounter with Karkat.
He's still wary of me touching him in anyway shape or form, but we still get along pretty well.
Of course there was still a lot of weird stuff that happened after that first meeting that is still just as weird and embarrassing, but so goes in the life of me I guess.
Oh what a weird life I lead.
Bye.
A/N: I'll probably do more of these, anyways I hoped you enjoyed!