Guitar Playing Ninjas From Spain
An Amanda Lemieux Production
Scene One:
Guitar Playing Ninjas are sneaking around in a local Wal-Mart, protecting the emperor or whatever
Ninjas do. It's especially awesome because the Ninjas are all wearing their super awesome spandex suits
with ties to make them look more Spanish. Overwhelming theme music begins in the background growing
louder in order to get the audience at the edge of their seats. Music stops as a big Wal-Mart employee
jumps out from behind the garden Isle and grabs a bag of Ninja Repellent (Ninja Repellent is a form of Ninja
poison used to kill Ninjas. This is explained in the Special Features.) Ninjas flee to a sweet looking Ninja
house that is like a normal house only its walls, are made out of cloth. Only Ninja number 17 is left at Wal
-Mart because he is a super ninja and is immune to even the strongest Wal-Mart Ninja Repellent. Ninja takes
out a totally sweet guitar and plays a few chords (guitar actually played by Mike Dirnt) Wal-Mart employee
dies an absolutely painful and loud death. Wal-Mart employee's wife comes over and begins to cry, which is
totally awesome. Super Ninja joins his coworkers in Ninja house and they celebrate a job well done by
swinging and throwing around guitar shaped Ninja swords. Guitar shaped swords fall down and hit many
Ninjas because of gravity and unintelligent Spanish Ninjas.
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