DISCLAIMER: As much as they wish Kiri-chan and ChibiMizuRyuu do not own Yu Yu Hakusho. They do however own the pair of pants they stole from Hiei.

WARNING: Many idiotic sentences included.

Prologue

"That was pathetic." Says Sakura as she slings the blood off of one of her blades.

"Yah well what do you expect from such low-class vampires?" Replies Aimee, shoving her sai back into her belt. The two gazed at the room full of mutilated vampire corpses.

"Maybe the next assignment will be better." Sakura sighed as she finished putting her blades away. To her disgust some of them had been tarnished due to the vampire blood on them.

Aimee nudged a corpse with her foot. "Well it kind of has to be better because this one sucked." She says, spitting on the floor and turning to look around the room again. She jumped a bit when Sakura's phone started ringing. She mumbled, "I wish I could keep track of a phone..."

"It's not my fault you lost yours." Sakura said as she picked up her phone and answered with a "What?"

"Well aren't we in a happy mood?" Chirped the familiar mocking voice of Airisu. "I got you a new 'gig'. Meet me outside the warehouse at 6:30." And the phone line went dead.

"Who was it?" Aimee asked, turning her gaze to Sakura. She looked confused at the ticked off look of Sakura.

"Airisu. He said we have a new job. We're meeting him at the warehouse, let's go." And she walked off with Aimee bouncing behind her.

Chapter 1

"Right this way girls." Says the chipper, and in many cases annoying, Botan. She leads Sakura and Aimee into a large office that is furnished with many stacks of paper. Depositing them in front of the desk, she quickly retreated.

"And I thought we were hyper on sugar." Aimee mumbled, glancing back at the door.

"Aimee... is there a baby in that chair?" Sakura whispered to her partner as Aimee began cracking up.

"I resent that!" Said the 'baby', growing red from anger. This only made Aimee double over in laughter. This causes Sakura to start chuckling.

"Wow... we're getting yelled at by a baby." Aimee said, laughing more.

"Hurmph. So I take it you two are the girls I sent for?"

"Yah."

"And I take it you're the baby employing us?" Aimee remarks.

Koenma developed a tick mark before replying, "Yes. And here are the details of the assignment I have for you." A puff of pink smoke appeared and as it dissolved the figure of a teenage boy with brown hair and eyes appeared. There was also a binky. He pressed a button somewhere on his desk amidst the piles of papers, and a gigantic screen appeared to the left of the desk. All of a sudden a strange grumbling noise came from Sakura, causing Aimee to go into more fits of laughter.

"Gomen, we didn't eat before coming here."

In reply Aimee's stomach went off. Koenma anime falls before returning to the upright position and dusting himself off.

"Please return you boss to the upright position and lock in place." Aimee says, grinning wildly. Koenma anime fell again.

"Aimee... your lock didn't work." Sakura said humorously and Aimee laughed again.

Koenma stood once more. "Can we please get to the assignment?" He yelled. The two girls sobered quickly.

"Rawr." Aimee mumbles before quieting. Koenma shot her a quick glare before pushing another button on his desk and bringing up an image on the screen.

"This is the map of the castle where we last received information on the vampire, Ishuku."

"Umm... 'Dwarf'?" Aimee asked, cracking a grin. Koenma pushed another button and a picture of a 9 foot tall vampire appeared. Her eyes widened.

"This is Ishuku. He has recently been decimating members of the Spirit Defense Force. Your job is to find a way in, and kill him."

"Time limit?" Sakura asked.

"As soon as you can?" Koenma asked.

"Pft, we can get it done by tomorrow." Aimee replies confidently. Sakura nodded before turning around and walking out with Aimee following.

"So, when do you think we should get to work?" Aimee says as the two walk down the road towards a mansion.

"I figure we can rest for what is left of the afternoon and set out tonight. Judging by the map Koenma showed us, we should reach there just as the sun starts to rise. They should be off guard around that time." Sakura said as she calculated possibilities in her head.

"Sheesh, you worry too much." Aimee said as she walked into the door of the mansion and began yelling. "Yasuo! We're home."

"Welcome back," a rich voice replied from the shadows by the banister.

Aimee grinned and ran forward to embrace her lover. "Yasuo! Yay! We had to kill these horribly weak monsters and then Airisu called Sakura and we had to go to the warehouse where we had to go through this reeeeally small portal and then all these annoying people showed up and we got this new job from a baby that can transform into a teenager and now we have to leave again tonight to kill another vampire and we still haven't eaten!" Yasuo smiled at his lover's antics before capturing her lips in his own and effectively silencing her.

"So you finally got back."

Sakura turned around and her eyes met the beautiful green of her lover. "Yea." She said as she walked forward and into his embrace. "We have a new assignment again for tonight."

Shigekaze nodded before tightening his grip on her.

"Ahem. We need to eat." Aimee says, ruining the moment completely. Sakura sweatdropped. Yasuo and Shigekaze laugh. "What?" Aimee asks, blinking up at them.

"Well lets find something to eat." Shigekaze and Yasuo walk off into the house heading for the kitchen.

"Well bye!" Sakura says, hugging Shigekaze.

"Thanks for the information!" Aimee adds, jumping up to hug Yasuo. The guys had managed to uncover some very helpful information about Ishuku. The two girls glanced down at the piece of paper in their hands.

Ishuku Baka

Middle class vampire, recently started a rebellion against Koenma's SDF. In the hopes of himself attaining leadership of Spirit World. Commands a host of 500 vampires. Has a strange rubber fetish.

"Umm... why did they include that?" Aimee asks, looking down at the paper in wonder.

"You can only wonder with those two." Sakura replied.

"But we love them anyway." Aimee grinned.

"Yupp." Sakura said, emphasizing the 'p'.

"I have to go pee." Aimee said suddenly. She looked at Sakura as the other girl gave her a strange look.

"We just left Aimee." Sakura said.

"Soooooooooo."

Sakura just shook her head and continued walking while waiting for Aimee to run back and use the bathroom before following again.

"So this is it." Aimee said skeptically as she looked up at the building in front of them. It was a large Old English style house with four floors.

"I think so. At least, this is what the house looked like when Koenma showed it to us." Sakura said as she looked at the house too. "But not for long!" She pulled two vials from the pouch on her waist and handed one to Aimee.

Aimee made a face of disgust. "Please not this thing." She whined.

"Do you want to get in or not?" Sakura asked. Aimee sighed. She made another face and then downed the vial.

Their forms flickered for a moment before flickering out.

"Okay ready?" Sakura asked Aimee, who was over to the side gagging on the vile taste. Aimee stood up next to Sakura and the two carefully crept into the building.

The girls go to turn a corner and Aimee, being the wonderfully coordinated being she is, ran smack into a vampire guard.

"Bob! Did you feel that?" Asked the first vampire guard.

"Feel what Chris?" Bob asked, turning to Chris. Sakura grins manically and reaches her hand forward.

"Yeeoww!! I know I didn't imagine that one!" Chris yelped, jumping backwards and grabbing his nuts.

"Do you want to whack Bob's ass?" Sakura asked, grinning evilly.

"Wait, what?!" Bob yelped. A loud whack was heard and Bob jumped about four feet in the air. "Oww!! Chris! This place is haunted!! Let's get out of here!"

They go to run away and the girls grab the back of their pants. They stand up and start backing away with scared looks on their faces.

"Well at least your pants love us!" The girls yelled in faux sadness. Chris jumped into Bob's arms and Bob ran away screaming, leaving the girls holding their pants and blinking after them.

"Wait... weren't they supposed to be supernatural creatures here??" Sakura asked, tossing the pants aside. Aimee shrugged and they continued down the halls.

After roughly an hour of wandering aimlessly around the castle Aimee pauses in a doorway. "Hey! Look! It's Baka!" She shouts.

"Huh?!" He spun around. "Who's there?"

Sakura lifted her arm and whacked the back of Aimee's head. "Aimee... this is a stealth mission!! You don't yell at the target!!"

"Wow Sakura." Aimee said with anime swirly eyes.

Ishuku takes out a knife and throws it, almost hitting Sakura in the head. Sakura immediately becomes serious as she turns around and rips the knife out of the wall. Growling low in her throat she charges the vampire. Aimee stands and watches a moment before grinning to herself. She inches the other way while the vampire is occupied with Sakura.

Sakura is on the offensive as she slashes the air, narrowly avoiding the vampire. She lands some hits on him, but they close quickly. She removes her silver blade and slashes again, landing a cut on his cheek, not deep, but still there.

His eyes narrow. No one ever got through his defences. He moved to the offence as he slashed at Sakura with his claws. He was slowly backing her into a corner as she dodged and blocked his swipes.

As Sakura was busy being backed into a corner by a rabid vampire, Aimee was fending off his minions. She blasted them away from her with magic and cast a protection spell around herself and Sakura. It wouldn't deflect all the damage but it would help. As she cast the spell a vampire came up behind her and knocked her to the ground. She ground her teeth and kicked forward at the approaching vampire before quickly standing up and dancing out of the way of another attack. She unsheathed her sais and started doing katas with them.

Sakura grounded her teeth and slashed upward with her dagger, slamming the hilt into Ishuku's jaw. He was knocked temporarily away and she kicked up, slamming into his sternum as his fist reached out to connect with her temple. She ducked, spun, and kicked out once more, sending him falling backward onto the stone, knocking a few of his minions out of Aimee's way.

She flashed a grin, "Thanks," and went back to fighting. She 'accidentally' kicked Ishuku's head on her way back to her own fight.

"Aimee!" Sakura shouted, tossing her companion a dagger. Aimee leapt up and caught it, landed, and in one motion turned and slahed the vampires around her.

She aimed and threw, pinning Ishuku's hand to the wall as he winced in pain. Sakura pinned his other hand to the wall, creating a crucified vampire. She reached in her bag, withdrawing a silver dagger that Aimee had infused with magic and stabbed him through the chest.

He didn't die from the dagger, but by the time he realized what was going on the two girls were chanting in unison, and he could feel pain building inside of him. He felt as though he was going to explode and lo and behold he did.

Sakura quickly cast a sheild around her as the blood spattered everywhere else. Aimee got an anime vein as she wiped some blood off of her face.

"Thanks." She said sarcastically. As Sakura grinned at her they both felt a rumble from beneath the floor.

Both of the girls turn around surprised as two large golden eyes encompass their vision. They looked toward each other briefly before turning chibi, jumping into the air and taking off running and screaming.

As they both made it out of the castle they turned back and watched as the castle imploded on itself due to excessive dragon fire.

Aimee sighed, "After all... we weren't paid to kill the dragon." Sakura grined and the two headed off toward Koenma's castle once more.