Title: I Hate This Mission.
Warnings: Crack? OOC!?
Characters: Team Gai(Although, Neji and Gai are the ones that show up the most.)
Author notes:
Hope you like this, Snowyowl131!
...Neji is going to kill me for this.
SRSLY.
Come, we are about see one of the earliest missions the Team Gai ever did, and one that they would never forget.
"Gai-sensei... Explain to me again, why we are here for?" Neji asked Team Gai's insane er, I mean youthful, teacher Gai as he glared at all the...
Are those goats!?
"Baa."
Yup, they are goats... and let's go backed to Gai to hear his answer to Neji.
"We have a mission to watch these goats for Mr. Jin, Neji."
The boy grumbled and was about to say something about wishing to have a another mission when something touch his right leg, he looked down to see some baby goats sniffing his right leg.
"...Get away from me, you stupid animals!"
Neji did... one very stupid mistake, he kicked at the little goats to try to get them away from him.
Well, it work, too well as the baby goats went Baaa for their mothers and fathers, who wasn't pleased that someone DARE to hurt their young ones.
Which brought us to the next scene... of Neji being chased around by a lots of goats.
Rock Lee blinked and said something about Neji being youthful.
Ten-Ten? Did a awesome faceplant into the ground.
Gai... just started to laugh and decided that he will help Neji after awhile.
After... this scene with the goats, Neji never looked at a goat the same way AGAIN.
Bonus drabble!:
"Happy 16th birthday, Neji!", Rock Lee shouted to the very sleepy, annoyed Neji.
Neji glared at the hyperactive, youthful, ninja, and growled out, "...It's two in the MORINING."
"I want to give you my gift for your birthday." The green jumpsuit ninja chirped, Neji twitched and stepped outside to punched the lights out of Lee.
"YOU COULD HAVE WAIT, YOU I-"
"Baaa..."
Neji stopped and stared down to the little baby goat that was looking up at him.
"...You. Got. Me. A. Baby. Goat. For. My. Birthday?"
"Yup, Neji!" The youthful boy didn't notice his impending doom.
"DIE!!!" With that said, Neji jumped at Rock Lee and tried to choke him to death.