Once upon a time there was a man who decided to remarry. The woman he
married was a nice lady, at least as long as everyone was taking care of
her, keeping her entertained, and revolving their schedule around her
needs. Unfortunately the man had two children just like her. The kids
needed all the attention, and if they didn't get the attention, then they
were pains in the ass. So the stepmother and the kids were competing for
dear old dad's attention, and pampering. After many nights of nagging,
shrill shrieking, and no sex the step mother won.
ani quinter: Dear old dad pilled the kids and the stepmother into their old
station wagon, and told them all they were going on a road trip. The kids
suspected that something was wrong. They saw that their stepmother was
unusually happy and quiet. So the boy made a tiny hole in the gas tank
believing that it would drip and leave a trail.
The "happy" family drove for a long time, and after a while everyone but the father fell asleep. Dear old dad drove for a while, until he reached an abandoned cabin. He gently took out the sleeping forms of his wife and kids, and placed them on the ground. He then pushed the car away from the group, so as not to wake them, and back onto the road. He attempted to start the car again once he is sure that his family would not hear him. Unfortunatly it would not start. Dear old dad quickly checked to see if there is anything wrong with the car, and found that there was no gas in the car. He remembered seeing a gas station a while back and starts pushing. Two hours later a tired but happy man reached that gas station. filled up, and left his annoying family behind.
Back near the abandoned cabin the stepmother and kids woke up. For a while they were disoriented, and didn't know where they were. Then they realized that they were all alone in a wooded area with no food, no husband and no father. At first the kids decided it was the stepmother 's fault, and the stepmother decides it was the kid's fault. After some fighting they all agree it was the father's fault. The kids remembered the trail they made, and the whole group searched for the road. They couldn't find a trail, because they didn't know that gas doesn't leave a trail, but they did find the gas station. The cashier at the register told them that a man in an old station wagon had just left there a few hours ago. They asked the cashier how to get back to their city, and spent the next few hours hitchhiking and bonding.
Once they get back home the stepmother was surprised to find her husband fooling around with one of their mutual friends (male or female, you decide). During the whole ordeal the stepmother and the kids became great friends, and the stepmother decided to divorce her husband and get custody of the kids. So she files for divorce and files for custody of the kids, certain that after what her husband did to them that she would win the case. The husband was happy to hand over custody and with the divorce. What he wasn't happy with was the alimony and child support he had to pay. Which was large indeed after the judge heard the story I have just told you
The "happy" family drove for a long time, and after a while everyone but the father fell asleep. Dear old dad drove for a while, until he reached an abandoned cabin. He gently took out the sleeping forms of his wife and kids, and placed them on the ground. He then pushed the car away from the group, so as not to wake them, and back onto the road. He attempted to start the car again once he is sure that his family would not hear him. Unfortunatly it would not start. Dear old dad quickly checked to see if there is anything wrong with the car, and found that there was no gas in the car. He remembered seeing a gas station a while back and starts pushing. Two hours later a tired but happy man reached that gas station. filled up, and left his annoying family behind.
Back near the abandoned cabin the stepmother and kids woke up. For a while they were disoriented, and didn't know where they were. Then they realized that they were all alone in a wooded area with no food, no husband and no father. At first the kids decided it was the stepmother 's fault, and the stepmother decides it was the kid's fault. After some fighting they all agree it was the father's fault. The kids remembered the trail they made, and the whole group searched for the road. They couldn't find a trail, because they didn't know that gas doesn't leave a trail, but they did find the gas station. The cashier at the register told them that a man in an old station wagon had just left there a few hours ago. They asked the cashier how to get back to their city, and spent the next few hours hitchhiking and bonding.
Once they get back home the stepmother was surprised to find her husband fooling around with one of their mutual friends (male or female, you decide). During the whole ordeal the stepmother and the kids became great friends, and the stepmother decided to divorce her husband and get custody of the kids. So she files for divorce and files for custody of the kids, certain that after what her husband did to them that she would win the case. The husband was happy to hand over custody and with the divorce. What he wasn't happy with was the alimony and child support he had to pay. Which was large indeed after the judge heard the story I have just told you