Akatsuki day off

by Cohiha

Let's dance milk shake." "But you don't have boobs

AKATSUKI DAY OFF

Itachi was play on the mic.

"Hello 123 hello."

Then Deidara came in the hall, Itachi started to tease him, "Your mom!"

Deidara got mad, "Your mom died, UN!"

Itachi, "What! Well Sasuke is evil!"

"Your evil, Un!"

Itachi throw the mic down hard on the ground.

Sasori came, "Itachi stop playing with the mic and Deidara watch this!"

He started to dance 'milkshake'.

Itachi and Deidara nose bleed, while Kisame and Tobi arrived they were speechless.

Sasori stopped, "Now How's that? Can't beat me in this!"

Tobi, Itachi, Kisame and Deidara gathered around, "Oh and gee we so can be that ever!" and started to dance 'I want you dead!'

Then stopped, "Tobi wants to say something!"

Deidara spoke, "Go on Tobi."

"Tobi thinks he has a idea for a theme song!"

"SAY IT LOUD!" All of them said.

Tobi whispered in each one's ear.

"LET'S DO IT!" everyone's fist in the air except Itachi who was terrified, "NOOOOO!" and hid under the table.

All the 4 took their position, started to sing, "Everybody go say

'A – KAT – SU – KI' say it again 'A – KAT – SU – KI'."

When it was over Itachi crawled out of the table, "There is too much light out here and I'm losing my eye sight with this contact lenses!" Started to sing, "I have became so num I can't hear you!"

Except Kisame who stayed with Itachi, bitch slapped him to keep his mouth shut.

"Itachi did you fall in love before?" Kisame asked while he watched Itachi rubbing his face.

Itachi again Started to sing, 'what is love baby don't hurt me! Don't hurt me, no more!'

Sasori bitch slapped Itachi followed by Deidara and Tobi.

Deidara announced, "Let us enjoy the summer vacation the good way!"

Everybody then started to pack their bags to go to the beach.

Happy summer.

THE END.