Teenage Psycho

Hey, I heard this song (teenage dirtbag by wheatus) one day and thought it totally fits Dilandau. It totally sounds better if you play the song and sing along, they'll be an Mp3 version of it soon on my website: http://fly.to/animefantasy

I wrote it by myself, tell me what ya think, i think it's funny lol

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Burn baby burn

Tell me what you think

Of me, you ring my bell

You make wanna kill other

Girls, better than you

I'm such a hottie yeah

But baby not as beautiful as you

But I don't give a damn about that


Cus I'm just a teenage psycho baby!

Mess with me and I will stab you

Maybe, Not!

Learn the hard way and you'll be dead

Baby, soon

OOooooooh yeah


Burn baby burn

I'll kill you all and laugh

Kick Folken's ass

And still make a pass

At you

I know where you live

Tracked you down one night

Knocked on your door

And burned the wrong house

But I didn't give a damn

About that



Cus I'm just a teenage psycho baby!

I love you forever and ever

Maybe, yeah!

Dump me and you'll pay dearly

Baby, you'll die!

Ooooooohhh yeah


Oh yeah!

Psycho!

I'll burn you all right now!

Burn yeah!

Baby!

My dragonslayers are right here...


Dornkirk you ass

I'll cut off your beard

And pull out

All of your hair

Break your damn neck

And make you say

Dilandau, your so good

You picked the right girl

I'm so jealous

Of your powers

I burned him down good

And I didn't give a damn about--

She said


I love forever

Burn me baby

Show me that psycho

Smile of yours baby

Cus I'm just a teenage psycho baby

Like you

oooooohh yeah


Oh yeah!

Forever!

You know that I love you baby

oh Yeah

Burn yeah!

I've got fire covered

under

wear

Yeah

*Diee!!!! Dilandau pulls out his firecovered underwear and throws it at the crowd. After 5 seconds of being airborne, it lands on the head of a blonde girl. "NOOOOO!!!!! The horror!!!!" she screamed and ran for her life as the smell overtook and burned her nostrils.

"the horror!!!"

I looked at Dilandau and raised an eyebrow. "Man, I know you love me and everything, but damn it, you've just gotta wash those underwear!"

He laughed insanely for a moment and then looked down, blushing deeply. "But my 10 year record...."

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disclaimer: i only wish i owned escaflowne, i don't though, nor do i own the song teenage dirtbag. However, these specific lyrics belong to me and if you ever try to take em, i'll get dilandau to burn you...

PLEASE R/R!!!!