Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters or the TV show it's self.
"So Rumplestiltskin is Henry's grandfather? But I'm is grandfather," David questioned.
"You can have more than one," Snow points out.
David sighs. "So his Step-grandmother is Regina, the evil queen." David looked up at Snow.
"Actually, his step great-grandmother and she's is also his adoptive mother." Snow started laying it out in her head.
David sighs again and puts his head into his hands. "This is extremely confusing."
"Maybe..," She hesitates, "we should lay this out."
"That sounds like a good idea," David agreed.
Snow grabbed a pencil and a piece of paper and sat down next to her husband.
"Okay," She lets out a big sigh, "let's think about this. Cora married Henry Sr."
She wrote their names down on the paper.
"And so then they had Regina…." Snow stared saying
David murmured under his breath, "More like hatched."
The room went silent for a moment before Snow burst out laughing. David soon followed.
They were clenched their sides from laughing so hard and once they were able to catch their breath somewhat Snow look up snorting "What do you think she is a dwarf?" She giggle a little more.
In between breaths David said, "You…know…what..I..mean."
They both started to slow down their breath taking big gulps of air.
When they finally settled down Snow pick up the pencil "So what happen next?"
David frown and acted like his hands were suddenly very interesting, "Then um…uh…your mother, Eva…well you know." He looked at her sadly. "It's ok," She grab his hand and gave him a small smile.
She quickly wrote the names down and drew lines were they needed to go.
"So my parents had me, now let's do your side."
"Okay, let's see my mother, Ruth and my father," Snow grabbed David's hand and gave it a tight squeeze before she continued to wright the info down "had me and my brother James."
"But James got adopted by King George and Queen….. what was her name?"
"I don't know he never told me her name."
"Okay," Snow huffed, "lets see….," pausing for a moment, "Then once your brother passed, you became prince. Which later on brings you and me together."
"And then we have Emma." adds David
"Emma meets this man named Neal. Who happens to be Rumplestiltskin's son." Snow continues, "Which is how Henry came to be."
David includes, "And then later Regina adopts him."
Once Snow finished writing everything down they look at their chart.
David sighs "It's a good thing we don't have Thanksgiving in our land cause that dinner would suck."
Snow laughs, "Or…..maybe this will mellow everyone out."
So this is my very first story I have published so please be nice. I know the characters are a bit OC but they aren't easy write. And please leave me a review so I can know how I did for my very first time.
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