I thought I might try my luck at writing a ONE-SHOT! Let see how it goes BUT!!!!! It will only be very, very, very short

It was the middle of the night and Mikoto (Sasuke's Mother) thought she heard noises coming from Sasuke's room.

So she got up and walked to his room and went to open the door and it was locked.

Sasuke, open this door now! His mother yelled from the other side of a locked door.

Give me one second, Mother! Sasuke called from inside his room.

She heard the door click unlocked and opened the door.

What do you want, Mother? Sasuke looked at his mother in a confused way.

I heard noises coming from your room, so I came to see what was going on.

Mum, why would there be noises coming from my room, I was asleep?

She looked down at Sasuke to see that he was only wearing a pair of boxers; she looked over his shoulders to see that the sheets were cluttered. She thought to herself that this is not the way her son acts, and usually his sheets are precise except for the spot where he was lying.

Sasuke don't take this personal or anything but were you masturbating?

Masturbating? What how could you even think that? I don't masturbate. How could you even ask that?

Well we don't have to call it that is you don't want to we can call it Sasuke's happy time, or Sasuke's private moment.

Mom I don't masturbate I never have and never will.

Ok Sasuke whatever you say just make sure you keep it down with whatever you are doing.

Whatever Mother see you in the morning.

So Mikoto went back to her room and Sasuke shut his room door and locked it again.

Then all of a sudden something rolled out from underneath his bed. Sasuke I never knew you liked to masturbate. Said the unknown person. Shut up you better because she is getting suspicious. Well if you want, there is no one at my house to night.

Oh, Sakura Haruno you know just what to say to make me feel so much better. So Sasuke and Sakura both jumped out the Uchiha compound window and headed to the Haruno compound to go and have there HAPPY HOUR together.

I thought it was to short.

So what did you think???

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Even if it just says I read this story.

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