The Real Fighters Of Tekken
Nyoka: Hi everyone, welcome to The Real Fighters Of Tekken The Reunion!
Alisa: oh god, you are so cringeworthy! I swear!
Nyoka: Speak for yourself, you've betrayed your man.
Audience: daaaaaamnnnn!
Lee waves his hands in the air: SHOTS FIRED! Shots fucking fired! World star bitches!!!
Nyoka: Watch your language, there could be kids watching or reading this!
Lee: Oh, sorry. I forgot. *clears throat* carry on.
Lars: um...Guys??? Are we gonna speak some theory or what?
Nyoka to Lars: What are you ghetto or something?
Alisa: Nah, he is...awkward.
Awkward Silence*
Nyoka: Can someone please turn on the cuss detector?
Nyoka: ok so, I've been a little busy.
Jin: Busy with what? Your so-called business? *laughs*
Nyoka: no, I was staying in Melbourne for about five days or so. I cannot think like a normal human being.
Kazuya: Thats because you obviously have no brain, whatsoever.
Nyoka gives Kazuya the death stare: Take. That. Back. Right. Now. You. Two. Timing. Imbecile. *beep*-Tard.
Kazuya backs away from Nyoka: oh hell no!!! I'm out!
Nyoka: Someone prevent him from escaping!!
Lee tackles Kazuya and gets kicked in the face*
Kazuya: You're sick in the head!
Nyoka points to Kazuya: Says the psycho who's hiding behind the light!
Lee gets up*
Lee: Ow! Be careful, my skin is sensitive!
Nyoka goes to Lee and gives him a hug*
Nyoka: oh my god. Lee? Are you ok???
Lee: Yeah, I'm fine. Mr Retard over here kicked my pretty face!
Lili: Oh my goodness!!! Couple goals! Who in this studio ships it so bad?!?!
Everybody puts their hands up as an agreement*
Lee: oh come on! I suffered enough already, just end my suffering for God's sake!!!
Nyoka: don't worry, I'm on the same page as you. (Lol get it? Cause you're reading this? Ok, never mind)
Steve: ok, I think it's time to end this hellhole.
Marshall: yeah, besides the atmosphere is getting a little uncomfortable in here. *giggles*
Nyoka: Why was I born this way?!
Lee goes up behind Marshall and scares the living shiz of him*
Marshall: Why, you sack of crap!!!*Marshall proceeds to tackle the shizzle out of Lee and then makes the fight cloud*
Nyoka: ANYWAYS! Tune in for more updates from me! Love you guys!!! 3
Oh, and feel free to ask the Tekken Fighters some questions!! 3 _