Tales story – Grass skirts and two legged chairs:
Raine sighed.
Now the two worlds were united she had little to do. Except of course teaching Lloyd.
Currently, Lloyd was trying to make a two-legged chair since it was woodwork. One of Lloyd's More successful lessons.
Raine sighed as the 17 year old tried to make the chair stand up. She thought that he must have been dropped as a baby or else was just totally screwed up in the hea-
"I do not think that!" Raine objected.
Oh. Sorry, but I was under the impression you didn't like Lloyd. You do smack him round the head often. ( She must hate Genis a lot then judging by the smack : day ratio).
"Exactly. You were under the impression. And I don't object, I remark. Now get on with the story!" Raine remarked.
Fine. A bell in the school house went off to signify the end of woodwork. The class put away the tools and sat back down in their places.
"Lloyd!" Raine shouted, "Stop pratting around with that 'chair' and sit down!"
Reluctantly, Lloyd took his place. The next lesson was geography or torture to someone with Lloyd's mental capacity ( That consists of an area smaller than a frozen pea, bathed in acid then burnt many times in a blast furnace). As Raine began waffling about the structure of the Grand Tethe'alla Bridge, Lloyd began to fall asleep.
Lloyds Dream:
There was a beautiful oasis ahead, full of palm trees and for some reason, Kratos was there, dressed in a Hawaiian style grass skirt.
"Hey dad, what are you doing here?" Lloyd asked.
"I can't remember now… oh yeah that's it! I have to tell you about something…" Kratos replied, straining his thoughts.
"What? Not to wear a grass skirt on a windy day?"
"No. Although that's a good point, it was something else…"
Suddenly the dream became a nightmare as Zelos came out of a nearby beach hut wearing a tight spandex body suit.
"Hey bud! Hey old guy!" Zelos beamed.
"That's what it was!" Kratos shouted triumphantly, "it was 'watch out cause Zelos is wearing spandex!'"
Lloyd abruptly woke up from his dream to find that everyone was leaving. He got up and ran outside to accompany Genis and Colette.