This is something my friend and I came up with. It's mostly hers.
This is in Breaking Dawn when Charlie visits and Bella had to put on the contacts.
EPOV
Bella had to go change her contacts. Her eyes were getting red. I almost gave my undead heart a heart attack trying to get Bella's attention, and pointed to my eye. She looked at me like I was some retarded person. Charlie was watching the game but he was thinking about asking Bella something. I kept pointing to my eye. She gave me this weird look. Alice came in. "Bella, you need to go fix your eyeliner." She said. "Oh, no. It's fine." Alice looked at her angrily. "Bella go fix your eyeliner." She said sternly. Bella shook her head. My sweet angel could be so stupid sometimes. Charlie turned to her. "So Charlie, how do you like the game?" I interrupted quickly. He turned to me. He said he liked it. I wasn't really listening just trying to somehow get Bella to listen to Alice. "Bella you get your ass in that bathroom right now." Alice said quickly then smiled. "Please?" she added in her sweetest voice. Charlie hadn't noticed, he had gone back to the game. For some weird reason Bella shook her head. Alice couldn't take it anymore. She grabbed Bella's shirt. If she were still human she could have been dragged off easily but since she was a newborn she was strong enough to resist and she did. Edward! Your wife is being stupid. Make her go change her contacts. Alice thought to me. Edward! Bella is so confused and slightly angry at Alice. Jasper thought to me. He flinched. Now Alice and Bella are both pissed off could you like calm them down? He asked. I'm guessing that the anger was a lot because he kept wincing. Charlie looked at him. "Um… are you okay Jasper?" he asked. Gosh, these Cullens sure are weird. He thought. I stifled a laugh by coughing. "Sure, sure I um… have this weird problem where I will randomly start um… twitching. Yeah, that's it. I'm okay though." He kept wincing. It lightened up as both Bella and Alice stifled their giggles. While Bella was distracted Alice grabbed her and dragged her to the bathroom. "Put on the contacts, stupid." Alice told Bella. From Alice's point of view Bella looked like she would have blushed tomato red if she had still been human. Her skin stayed the same white. I was instantly saddened that my angel would never again blush. When they came out of the bathroom Bella had the contacts on and her eyes were that dull brown. I missed those deep brown pools she had. I sighed silently. Alice went upstairs her work here done.
As soon as the door closed and Charlie left Emmett started laughing, loudly. "Your…eyes…red…eyeliner… Jasper… twitching…problem…ha ha ha!!" he said in between laughs to Bella and Jasper. Bella looked like she would punch him. "So Emmett, think you could take me on in a wrestling match?" she asked him.
