Hi everybody this is my first fan fic so don't make fun of it. You must however review it or I WILL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT WITH A RUSTY SPOON!

Disclaimer-I own everything Muwahahahahaha! Oops my scripts upside down I guese the only things I own are me (the Fenox) and NeoBuddah but if you touch them I WILL RIP OFF YOUR ARM AND BEAT YOU WITH THE WET STUMP! Alrighty then now that the disclaimers done lets get on with the story.

This story takes place after Sora saves Mickey and they are now heading back to the Disney castle.

Mickey- it's great to be home

(Sora looks towards the castle and sees Tidus and Wakka playing a board game he runs up to them.)

Sora-what are you doing

Wakka- playing mouse trap

Mickey- no you heartless assholes will never get me again

(Mickey runs and jumps off of the tallest tower in the castle)

Minney- you killed king Mickey all you final fantasy assholes will die

(The battle took place on the Agrabah desert so there was less chance of innocents being hurt)

(The armies both mobilized and came to gether with a violent impact)

Cloud-22

Seperoth-23

Cloud 23…24

(Cloud and Sepheroth counted as they swiftly sliced the other army apart)

(Sepheroth jumped in to the air stabbed Dumbo in the back and slid down his trunk)

Cloud-that still only counts for one

Sepheroth-only one ill kill you (he said as he loped off Clouds head)

(We see Aladdin looking at Yuffie holding his sword up high about to slice her in half)

Aladdin-die you whore

Yuffie-look its martin van buren

Aladdin follows here pointing finger to see a little man on a toy train)

Martin Van Buren- Down with the cotton gin down with the cotton gin!

(Aladdin turns back around to finish off Yuffie but is hit in the face by several shurikens)

Aladdin- genie, GENIE…GENIE WHERE ARE YOU

NeoBuddah-hey author were is the genie

(NeoBuddah looks like the grim reaper wearing a crucifix around his neck)

The Fenox-I have a name you know but anyway The Genie was meditating under a water fall when suddenly…DRIFTWOOD!

NeoBuddah- what about the drift wood

The Fenox-it fell over the waterfall and knocked him unconscious…anyway after he woke up he saw a picnic set up right next to him and he started to eat when suddenly…DRIFTWOOD!

NeoBuddah-you can't tell me he stayed under the waterfall after that

The Fenox-no actually he was on his way here away from all water sources when suddenly… DRIFTWOOD!

NeoBuddah- where is all the driftwood coming from and what about martin van buren

The Fenox- i'm the author I can do pretty much whatever I want

NeoBuddah-that's retarded

The Fenox-DRIFTWOOD!

(A piece of drift wood falls from the sky and hits NeoBuddah)

NeoBuddah-oww you stupid son of bit…

The Fenox-DRIFTHOUSE!

NeoBuddah-you dropped a house on me i'm going to kill you

The Fenox-no you wont ill use my Jedi mind trick…You don't want to kill me you will run around in triangles yelling chikety china the Chinese chicken

NeoBuddah-that only works on the weak minded

The Fenox- CHIKETY CHINA…

(NeoBuddah kills the Fenox)

NeoBuddah-wait a sec if I killed the author does that mean this is the …

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STOP WITH THE BUM BUMM BUMMM…. alrighty then…the

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IT'S THE FRIKEN END ALLRIGHT

The Fenox-only I can say it's the end

NeoBuddah-but…I killed you

The Fenox-Why am I not dead. Why is NeoBuddah wearing a crucifix? Who will win the war you might find out if I get enough Reviews