Humanstuck!AU with a slightly Homophobic!Karkat. o: This maaaaaay be based on a real life situation!

After serious consideration, Karkat frowned at the girl in his lap, pursing his lips in such an annoyed fashion as the question she had presented still lingered on his mind.

"Ugh," he sighed, leaning back into the couch.

"You don't have to," came the sigh of the redhead, her forehead suddenly on his shoulder.

Karkat's eyebrows scrunched together with thought as he replayed those words. He knew he didn't have to. but if Terezi thought it was hot, her certainly wanted to. While, at the same time, he didn't want to.

"It's just gross."

"I kiss you, Karkat," her voice was wavering now, fluctuating between irritation and conviction.

"Yeah, but, that's different."

The couple had been discussing one of Terezi's weirder fantasies; to watch her loved one kiss the same gender. She had presented the strange kink to Karkat a few days prior, and the debate on it had continued ever since. Karkat had declined angrily at first, but had since been exposed to the idea ever since. He, truthfully, didn't know how to think about it. On one hand, he was attracted to girls, but that wasn't a valid argument to make for Terezi's response would remain "Kissing a boy won't make you gay."

The albino groaned, rubbing his face. He brushed a few strands of his dyed-black from his face as he struggled to keep a straight mind as he opened his mouth to speak.

"Fine," he spoke slowly through his teeth.

Ignoring the anger in his tone, Terezi bounced with excitement slightly, sitting up in his lap and crashing their lips together giddily. As she pulled back, she grinned at him, her teal eyes searching his red ones.

"With tongue!"

Karkat groaned loudly.

"And hip grinding," she cooed, her eyes flooding with lust. Karkat made his disdain audible as he threw his head back.

"You're killing me," he mumbled.

"Are you gonna be on top or bottom?"

"What?"

Terezi grinned with her teeth, snickering pleasantly. "You get to choose, you know. Whatever makes you comfortable!"

"It's going to be g...gay no matter what."

Terezi frowned at the slightly offensive remark. "Don't be such a homophobe."

"I'm not! I...I just don't want to kiss a boy. Would you want to kiss a girl?"

Terezi chuckled. "I have, you dumbass."

Karkat rolled his eyes.

"Who are you gonna pick?"

"What?"

"Well it can't just be some random stranger. It's gotta be someone you can trust, rigt? Like...Gamzee, or Sollux?"

The male's eyes widened. He had to choose? "N-no way."

"Yeah! We'll call them over tonight," replied Terezi as she slipped out of his lap, sauntering over into the kitchen to fetch her cellphone off the countertop. "Let's get this party started! Who's it gonna be?"

Karkat choked slightly, his eyes wide and observant as she waited for an answer.