This is a story that my friend, Alex, and me did on the bus today.
The Old Country Buffet
One day Choji decided he would live in The Old Country Buffet because he felt like it. So the next day when the employees came in there was a little hut in the middle of the room. Wait… scratch that. How about a huge hut. Ok. There… Shikamaru and Ino walked in for Breakfast and saw Choji coming out of the hut.
"Uh, Choji? Why are you living here?" Shikamaru questioned.
"Because I can" Choji stated as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"…Technically… no you can't." Ino finally said.
"…" Choji shrugged it off and went in his hut to sulk.
"That was weird…." Shikamaru said and started to walk to the seat. Ino was right behind.
"Yes…Yes it was." Ino said and took her seat.
Eventually Shikamaru and Ino moved in because Choji was there and free eats. Naruto moved in because he could. Sasuke moved in because he wanted to. Sakura moved in because Sasuke was there. Lee moved in because he could and Sakura was there. Neji moved in because he needed to go somewhere the main branch wouldn't kill him, good eats, and free. TenTen moved in because Neji was there. Hinata moved in because Neji was her protection from the retards of the world, and Naruto was there. Kiba and Akamaru moved in because they could. Shino just magically appeared there. Kakashi moved in because his team still needed training. Same as Asuma and Kurenai. Gai move in because Lee was there and they still needed training…sorta. Tsunade moved in because she can and she's the Hokage. Jiyaria moved in because Tsunade was there….and she had SAKE. Orochimaru moved in so they killed him. Itachi moved in so they killed him. Deidara moved in and they let him stay. Kisame stayed. Sasori died. Tobi stayed. The leader died. Zetsu died.
Then everyone put in black contact lenses… White T-shirts… Blue Jeans… Black Shoes… Everyone shaved there hair… Put DARTH VADER VOICE CHANGERS in their mouths. And lived like that for about….3 days until everyone started to move out.
THE END