T'was the night before Christmas- by Gohan
T'was the night before Christmas
In this Saiyan house,
And nothing was stirring,
Not even a mouse!
The rest of the family
Was all fast asleep,
With visions of turkey
Delivered by jeep.
My stocking was hung
By the chimney with care,
Expecting St. Nicolas
Soon to be there.
Now in the far corner
Was lovely to see,
The math books and pencils
That hung from the tree.
Mom home from the laundry-mat
Me out on parole,
She was snuggled in bed,
I was perched on the bowl.
When all of a sudden
The house starts to shudder,
Some hooves on the roof
And they broke the rain gutter!
He jumps down the chimney
Ands swears in spite,
As I hide behind cookie cases,
Way out of sight.
He lands in the fireplace
Scorching his hair,
On a broken down cookie case
Still burning in there.
He climbs out of the fireplace
As I take a look,
He's just like they showed him
In moms JC Penny book!
With bog-clogged glazed eyes
And a stomach like bubble,
A five-day-old beard
That gets hooked in a struggle.
His teeth when he smiled
Looked like grandpa's chainsaw,
He wore tennis shoes
As big as dinosaurs claw!
His old helping elf
Gives me no sort of fright,
As he heads for the kitchen
For cookies and sprite.
He drinks down a dozen
Then belches and smirks,
Then reaches into a potato sack
Ready to work.
Now under the tree
He is starting to set,
The most beautiful presents
Us Saiyans can get!
There's a new lecture mastic
And a snow blower for mother,
A new prank set and some movies
For brother!
Some training weights, Saiyan armor,
And a capsule truck,
A brand new bumper sticker that says
'I just don't give a fuck...'
He closes up the sack
Then jumps back into the coals,
And while hollering 'ouch!'
Up the chimney he goes.
He grunted and groaned
As he tossed out his bag,
Then cracked such a pop fart
Eeeew... I'm starting to gag!
I must see him leave
So I rush outside,
And look up at the roof
While in bushes I hide.
And what do I see
When I look through the twigs,
This busted old car body
Pulled by eight pigs!
Santa jumps in
And he gave them all hell,
"Lets go all you pigs
Don't just sit there and smell!
On Bushy on Mushy
On Lempy and Joe,
And all of you others what names
I don't know!
Fly over Negaunee
Then turn to the right,
Well make root-beer-floats
Before we end this flight!"
Then I heard him exclaim
With a motion to stop,
"Pull in that back Pepsi sign
I ran out of pop!"
T'was the night before Christmas
In this Saiyan house,
And nothing was stirring,
Not even a mouse!
The rest of the family
Was all fast asleep,
With visions of turkey
Delivered by jeep.
My stocking was hung
By the chimney with care,
Expecting St. Nicolas
Soon to be there.
Now in the far corner
Was lovely to see,
The math books and pencils
That hung from the tree.
Mom home from the laundry-mat
Me out on parole,
She was snuggled in bed,
I was perched on the bowl.
When all of a sudden
The house starts to shudder,
Some hooves on the roof
And they broke the rain gutter!
He jumps down the chimney
Ands swears in spite,
As I hide behind cookie cases,
Way out of sight.
He lands in the fireplace
Scorching his hair,
On a broken down cookie case
Still burning in there.
He climbs out of the fireplace
As I take a look,
He's just like they showed him
In moms JC Penny book!
With bog-clogged glazed eyes
And a stomach like bubble,
A five-day-old beard
That gets hooked in a struggle.
His teeth when he smiled
Looked like grandpa's chainsaw,
He wore tennis shoes
As big as dinosaurs claw!
His old helping elf
Gives me no sort of fright,
As he heads for the kitchen
For cookies and sprite.
He drinks down a dozen
Then belches and smirks,
Then reaches into a potato sack
Ready to work.
Now under the tree
He is starting to set,
The most beautiful presents
Us Saiyans can get!
There's a new lecture mastic
And a snow blower for mother,
A new prank set and some movies
For brother!
Some training weights, Saiyan armor,
And a capsule truck,
A brand new bumper sticker that says
'I just don't give a fuck...'
He closes up the sack
Then jumps back into the coals,
And while hollering 'ouch!'
Up the chimney he goes.
He grunted and groaned
As he tossed out his bag,
Then cracked such a pop fart
Eeeew... I'm starting to gag!
I must see him leave
So I rush outside,
And look up at the roof
While in bushes I hide.
And what do I see
When I look through the twigs,
This busted old car body
Pulled by eight pigs!
Santa jumps in
And he gave them all hell,
"Lets go all you pigs
Don't just sit there and smell!
On Bushy on Mushy
On Lempy and Joe,
And all of you others what names
I don't know!
Fly over Negaunee
Then turn to the right,
Well make root-beer-floats
Before we end this flight!"
Then I heard him exclaim
With a motion to stop,
"Pull in that back Pepsi sign
I ran out of pop!"