America stood proudly at the center of the conference room, stacking a list of papers in front of him.
"Are you ever going to get to the point?" England drawled from his seat, "Last I checked I thought you said that lists are boring..."
"Dude, I just had so many ideas I wasn't sure I'd be be able to remember them all bro!" America exclaimed, "So I wrote them all down and prepared a presentation! I'm so totally gonna annoy those Axis Power dudes!" He grinned.
"Well, I hope zees are good, because if I have to stare at your tacky uniform any longer zan necessary I fear I will be forced to take matters into my own hands," France said.
"Ok bros let's get started! Oh and by the way my agent made me put a disclaimer on this but these ideas are totally bomb so you can ignore it if you want!"
England looked up from his tea, "What sort of disclaimer -?"
"Alright!" America interrupted, "Let's get started!" he cleared his throat and began,
"How to Annoy the Axis Powers: Germany. Notice: The author will not be held responsible for any extra training hours, cleaning, shouting, beatings, bullets, executions, gassing or bananas inflicted on the reader as a result of viewing this post. Read at your own risk.
Bros you can ignore that but if you are in trouble I'll save you 'cause I'm the USA and that's my job!
1. Graphitii the outside of his house. Insist it is art. *snickers*
2. Turn the pictures in his house so they are slightly off center.
3. Turn the toilet paper roll turned the wrong way around.
4. Have no toilet paper.
5. Make the table cloth crooked.
6. Make your bed so that the sheets and blankets are uneven on either side.
7. Un alphabetize his books. And his music. Place CDs in the incorrect cases.
8. Empty his beer. Place the empty cans back in the refrigerator.
9. Empty his hair gel. Place the empty bottle back on the shelf.
10. Empty his shampoo. Place the empty bottle back in the shower.
11. Never throw away empty boxes.
12. Mix his socks, shirts, underwear and uniform randomly in his drawers.
13. Throw away his soap.
Skip number fourteen on this list
15. Never throw out expired food.
16. Leave your clothes out.
17. Wash his light and dark clothes together.
18. Leave your dishes out.
19. Stain his carpet.
20. Leave your makeup out.
21. Leave your lotion out.
22. Leave you washcloths in a pile on the shower floor.
23. Leave your books out.
24. Leave your laptop out
25. Leave your art supplies out.
26. Never put the lid back on anything.
know what the schedule is.
28. Know what today's schedule is, and ignore it.
29. Don't obey orders.
29. Never train for anything.
don't dust.
29. Don't sweep.
29. Don't mop.
29. Don't clean anything.
Don't reach number 30
29. Interrupt him while he is reading.
29. interrupt him while he is cleaning.
29. Interrupt him while he is training, especially for minor matters you could take care of yourself.
29. In a childish way, ask for his help on everything, but only when he is otherwise occupied..
29. Basically, act like Italy." America laughed, "So what do you think bros? Hilarious right? And I'm not done yet!"
"Dear God, how long is this going to take?" England sighed.