Playing Clue
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha.
Two hands grabbed the game out of the box and laid the board out on the floor. The eyes, of the owner of the hands, ran over the board somewhat anxiously.
"Do you even know how to play?" an annoyed voice asked.
"Sure I do." The original man grabbed several pieces, but his hands hesitated over the board. There were several seconds of silence, in which the second man heaved a heavy sigh. After about a minute, however, the third man could take it no longer, and growled in exasperation.
"Give it to me," a harsh voice said through clenched teeth, yanking the game away.
"But you said I could set it up!" the one, who had been setting up the game in the first place, whined.
"Will you two stop fighting? It's giving me a headache. I know how to set up the dumb game. I'll do it, okay?" The anger of the other two men was apparent, but the second guy ignored this, glad for their silence. His hands knowingly placed one weapon in each room and dealt out the cards.
"What's the point of the game if you don't get to kill Mr. Body? That's the only good part of the game, that he's dead. How the hell did you two get me to do this?"
The first man was scared half to death, but the face of the second was still calm. "Shut up and play."
"Maybe I'll just kill you."
"I know even you're not that stupid. Now just roll the damn die!"
The third man growled at being told what to do, but threw the die down across the board.
"Miss Scarlet in the dining room with the lead pipe."
The first male's hands shook in fear at the thought of someone telling him that he was wrong.
"Umm…I…" the man stuttered as he showed him the lead pipe. The third guy snarled and unsuccessfully attempted to punch the first man.
The other guy sighed a second time. "I'm never playing Clue with you two again!"
"Shut up! I didn't do anything wrong!"
The third man once again tried to injure one of his fellow players, and this time actually made contact. "Fuck!" he swore, rubbing his sore hand.
The second man rolled his eyes. He had no idea why he had decided to play Clue with these two.
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"All right," the second guy said. "I accuse Mr. Green in the kitchen with the knife." He opened the envelope and looked through the cards. "Damn it!"
The first man's eyes welled with tears. "See? I told you I didn't do it! I could never hurt anyone!"
"Shut up, you fool! Or I'll kill you!" the third man growled, reaching for his weapon.
The second guy sighed in annoyance and sat back to watch the game. "You can't kill him, you idiot."
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"It was Colonel Mustard in the billiard room with the knife!"
Renkotsu paused near the door. Was that Suikotsu? Why was he in his good doctor form? And whom had he found to play Clue with him? Everyone had said no.
"How the hell did you win? I'm going to kill you for that!"
That was the most evil Suikotsu, he was sure. Renkotsu grinned as he realized who was playing Clue. As he stepped in, he saw Suikotsu's middle personality open his mouth to talk, and shut it again when he saw Renkotsu.
"Sui? Were you playing Clue against your other personalities?"
Suikotsu blinked sheepishly and three large sweat drops appeared. "No, we're not that stupid."
Renkotsu smirked, knowing otherwise. "Next time you want to play Clue, just ask me, okay?" he said, his voice coming out more friendly than he would have liked.
Suikotsu looked up, his eyes shining. "Okay."