Sighing as I was walking home from the bar I called a cab and got in the car

"Hey buddy why so blue?" "I've lost the woman I loved to starwolf..."

"Ohh gee thats reall-Hey are you fox mccloud?"

"Not anymore."

"Why not?" "Because starfox disbanded years ago."

"Oh. we're here. Don't bother paying me it's on the house."

I stepped out of the car "Thanks man I owe you"

"No you don't man I got to meet ya that's all that I ever need!"

As he drove off I went to bed and the next day gotta huge hangover