~Romi~

Disclaimer: I do not own, nor will I ever, Fullmetal Alchemist.

Warning: Sexual Content. Slash. Yaoi. Etc.

A/N: Sorry about not updating any of my stories for the last several months, but now I don't want to update stories unless they're finished, I've also been having trouble actually starting a story and not changing everything about it. Sorry. Anyway, that's the reason why I'm giving you all this one-shot. ;)

Ed moaned as he rocked against the bed with his hips. He couldn't remember where the tentacles had come from, but they certainly knew how to please. Thousands of them were about the room, some gripping his arms, others slithering over him, a few moving against or with him, and two grinding the inside of him; right up against his prostate.

"Roy...?" Ed murmured curiously as he saw the ebony-haired man leaning over him suddenly, him own hips crashing against Ed's as he hit the exact right spot. He moaned the older man's name and panted, still confused as the why there was no heat coming from the older man.

Roy's lips cascaded down his neck and covered his chest in a litany of what Ed felt was love. His heart soared. To imagine that the man he loved returned his feelings - Ed was in heaven. Finally, it was happening, something he'd only dreamt of.

Edward cried out when his release struck and felt his own hot fluids spray over his and Roy's stomachs. He smiled lustfully up at Roy as the older man panted quietly. Why couldn't Ed feel Roy's heat yet? The man looked exhausted so he must have already reached his climax as well?

As quickly as Roy had appeared, he was suddenly Al hovering over him. Ed stared, wide-eyed, as the young man called his name while straddling his hips nude.

"Brother! Ed, are you alright?"

Ed gasped as he opened his eyes and realized, only in slight disappointment at this point, that it had been a dream. That Al hadn't witnessed him having sex with the colonel and that he wouldn't have to worry about tentacles anymore coming into his room and seducing him.

He was in relief until he realized, with a burst of pleasure, his vibrator from last night was still on. Not that it was still in him, it was just sitting precariously between his legs and pressed against him. Ed sat up quickly and looked down at himself, eying the white substance staining both himself and his sheets while he picked up the vibrator and turned it off.

"Brother?" Al's voice rang through the locked door and Ed began blushing profusely. He must have been noisy with his dreams as such...

"Yeah, Al?" Ed called back, his voice cracking slightly at the end.

"You okay?"

"Y-yeah. I'm fine..." Ed sighed quietly and got out of bed, throwing the vibrator into its open drawer before kicking it shut and locking it again. He quickly stripped the sheets off the bed and threw them into the laundry been - destined to be hand-scrubbed later. By Ed of course.

He gathered some clean clothes up as well as a towel and threw them into a pile inside his private bathroom before entering himself and proceeding to take a shower.

"If only Roy would really do that..." Ed whispered to himself as the water started to heat up after being turned on.

Love you all so much that I made this one a whim and it took me a FIFTEEN MINUTES - R&R

~Romi~