[Author Note: OHai! This is my first fanfiction. ever. Seriously. And I'm pretty sure it won't be funny either. But this idea randomly pop into my head after hearing this song.
Well anyway. The setting take place in their second year, where they are on there way to Hogwarts. Although I don't really can think about what really happen.
There will be OOC-ness, and some weird jokes that I randomly will make up as I go on. So this fanfic might be crappy and random Also I don't own none of this characters.]
The two second-years were FURIOUS cause they missed the train. Harry's last resort was there to come to the rescue though; his best friend's fathers flying car,
which looks so much like a muggle car, but wasn't actually. They were pretty much silence while they look down at the ground and the smoke coming off the Hogwarts Express. The two thought of the people they miss, Hermione, the so called Know-it-all who is usually buried in a book, or who help the duo in their quest last year. Harry sighed, he hoped he was able to get to school on time, he looked over at Ron, he look rather stressed as well, his eyes were squinty and..he just looked focused and was probably having the same thoughts he was.
He tapped his fingers against the windowsills of the muggle wizard-enchanced vehicle, examining the polyster seats and door locks, which he was occupied for a moment pushing it up and down. Then he glanced over to what looked like a radio.
"Oy! Ron." Harry said looking at Ron who glanced over at him, then back to the sky.
"What?"
"Isn't that a Radio?" Harry said poking the weird knobs and buttons.
Ron looked down at it, then shrugs. Harry said, though he knows what it is, he never really fooled around with one, his Aunt and Uncle have one but they wouldn't want him ten feet away from it.
"Can I see if it works?" he asked Ron.
"Why not? Give it a shot"
Harry fumbled around with it until he got the power working, All he pretty much heard was static. He fumbled around with the knobs hearing the occasionally Wizard talk shows.
Then he came across something well odd. He heard a strange whistling song, is this the intro. Then he heard a deep voice that said with a heavy beat.
'Move bitch Get out the way Get out the way Bitch Get out the way!'
Harry looked at the radio, wide-eyed. Ron, looked at Harry.
"This doesn't sound like a Wizard radio show!"
"It's Muggle music, I hear it all the time." Harry explained, and well he did, Dursley usually plays it really loud, and Harry can hear it from where he sleeps. In fact he heard this song. Alot.
"Harry, you know this song?" Ron asked, Harry turned to him.
"I know most of it."
"Oh alright..."
Then suddenly, without knowing, an old man cut RIGHT across from the flying car, when Ron slammed on the brake, and both of them jumped out of their seats and slammed against the car.
"HEY BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY!" Ron shouted. (AN: I think this where I start the OCCness). Harry looked over at him.
Then at the radio.
Then at Ron.
Ron grinned.
"Are you thinking, what I'm thinking?"
Harry nodded
Next thing you know, Harry and Ron were in shades, bling, and speaking fluent 'gangsta' (Not good with describing things) rapping the song really loud,
gang signs and all, and Ron going maximum speed.
"I'm going 100 on the highway,
So if you do the speed limit,
GET the FUCK OUT of my way."
So they continued singing the song, doing there gangsta thing.
Until a black wizard on a broom fly around there speed.
"Oh Shit..."
(Author Note: I KNOW this is really bad. Go easy on me.
But if you laughed that's good.
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