What if?... Malfoy was passionately in love with Hermione. In my mind... Ron's thoughts and emotions would sound a little something like this:
"Bloody Hell Malfoy" what's happening in your head,
Did you get hit by a bludger during quidditch, or fall out of bed.
You, Draco Malfoy have such a cold hearted soul,
How dare you fall in love with the fairest of all.
Hermione's got encyclopaedic knowledge from her head to her toe,
You've got holes and burn marks on your Slitherin robe.
Take some floo powder and please disappear, Or faint by the cry of a Mandrake, as you did in Herbology last year.
Obliviate yourself and then you'll realize,
Hermione has interest in another guy.
One who's charming, humorous and in the house of Griffindor,
Not a guy who's stuck up, rude and can barely count to four.