Title: Chaotic Shore Leave
Summery: Things go crazy when Starfleet orders Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Scotty, Chekov, and Sulu to take a camping shore leave trip. In the 21st century! For a week! Humor Fanfic! No slash! Takes place almost a year after the events of ST09
Disclaimer: I don't (and most likely never will) own Star Trek...
A/N: Austria's-nocturne helped me write this! We got these ideas on an actual camping trip!
Captain's Log. Stardate 2305.6. As much as I really don't like the idea of camping, (FOR A WEEK!) Starfleet is forcing myself, Mr. Spock, Doctor McCoy, Scotty, Chekov, and Sulu to stay on the same campground on Earth! They claim that we've been in space for to long and need a "break". So, they're forcing us to beam down, take a bus to the campground, (Why we can't beam down right at the campground, I have no idea!) set up our tents, and we'll be forced to stay there for 7 days! Oh yeah, did I mention that we're going to have to go back in time to the 21st century!
Earlier:
"Your orders are to take a shore leave, Captain" The Starfleet admiral ordered.
"Sir, I assure you that we aren't in need of a shore leave, yet." Captain Kirk said.
"Captain, you've been in space for almost a year without a single shore leave."
"So?"
"So, your to go to the 21st century and go camping!" He barked.
"21st century? Why can't we just take a shore leave now?" Kirk whined.
"Because you need it. Trust us." The Starfleet officer said.
"But-" Kirk began.
"No arguments! You have your orders, Captain." The admiral barked. The screen suddenly went black.
"Arghh." Kirk grumbled.
"Oh relax!" How bad can it really be?" McCoy asked standing beside him.
"We don't need a shore leave!" whined Kirk.
"I think it vill be fun!" Chekov said with a big grin.
"Well I don't wanna go!" Kirk growled.
"Captain, there is a possibility that there might be young ladies there." Spock pointed out.
Kirk shot out of his chair. "In that case, hurry up Scotty! Take us back in time and beam us down!" He said with a gigantic smile.
The Enterprise took about twenty minutes to warp around the sun. They arrived at Earth and were ready to beam down. "Now, Scotty said, " I've set the transporter to beam us down to an isolated area so we won't be seen. Remember, this is 2011."
Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Scotty, Chekov, Scotty, and Sulu got on their transporter pads and told the random redshirt to beam them down to the planet surface.
A/N: I promise you this will get funnier! Don't forget to review, please!