Dracula & Parody All-Star Racing
A/N: A new crack fic from me, inspired by allforone56's awesome Mama Luigi & Youtube Poop Allstars Racing. This shall be similar, but I will have some different characters, such as Castlevania characters and the like. But I will have some racers from his story.
Chapter 1: Opening
And now here they are, the most daredevil group of parodied drivers to whirl their wheels in the Wacky Races. Competing for the greatest prize know to man and woman, all the money, recognition and dinner you can imagine.
The cars are approaching the starting line, first is the ROB(Rondo Of Blood) Car driven by Richter Belmont and Maria Renard.
Next is Alucard in the Alucart Mobile.
Here's the King in his Dinner Car.
Oh, and here's the lovely Amy Rose, in her Rose Car.
In that cool Octocar, we have Link
Next we have M. Bison in his Buffalo Charger.
I feel a song coming on for the next racer, "Dadadada, Super Fighting Robot... MEGA MAN!" in his Fast Funkster.
His full name is Dr. Ivo Robotnik, and he has the Eggmobile.
The Rupees Guzzler drove by Morshu.
I.M. Meen in the Baddie-Baddie.
And right on their tail is Sonic and Yugi in the Deepercut Driver.
In the Retro Racer, we find the Happy Video Game Nerd.
In the Obviously Oblivious, we find Ema Skye in her Ace Idiot self.
Behind her is the OBJECTIONable Racer with Phoenix Wright.
Following him is the G.C.I.K.(Greatest Car In Koridai) with Gannon.
On the Motor Carpet, we have Gwonam.
And sneaking along last, is that Vampire Wheeler with Dracula.
And away they go on the way-out Wacky Races.