It was a fine afternoon in the middle of who gives a shitland because really when you hear storybrook you just go WHO GIVES A FUCK EMMAS GONNA DO SOME PRINCESS OF POWER SHIT BECAUSE SHES LIKE SHE RA OR WHATEVER NYEH SKELETOR IS MY HUSBANDO! Anyways Belle everyones favorite failure in acting class princess was preparing for a lovely picnic with her dried foreskin husbando Rumple Bumple.
"RUMPLE THAT WON'T FIT INSIDE!" Belle screamed as Rumple pushed.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP DEARIE AND GET TO THOSE SANDWHICHES!" Rumple yelled as he threw a mighty bitch slap to Belle.
Belle was wearing only the sexiest of clothing a frilly gold corset, a pair of gold stilletos and gold panties that said 'Rumple is my daddy' on the butt. It was truely the perfect attire to wear to a lovely afternoon picnic in the parking lot. People would often tell Belle she looked just like Belle but Belle would simply giggle like a retard and shake her head, she was not Belle for she was Belle! And jingle belles do not wear clothing or atleast sexy clothing.
Rumple grabbed onto Belles tits and pinched her nipples. Ever since Belle had sucked on Rumples wrinkly penis and made the shower of love shoot through her nose (Belle was giggling so much that the magic juice came out her nose like milk) she had gained magical powers to zoom zoom at the speed of light.
"Hold on tight!" Belle said.
Then faster then you could spoil the entire plot of Evangelion (Spoilers! Everyone says congrautlations!) Belle and Rumple went to the parking lot BUT little did the lovebirds know it was being run by rudeboys. The rudeboys were all the stupid as hell dwarfs that hardly appear in the show anymore because racism. Rumple glared at the rudeboys threatening to harm his lovely picnic so he turned into his ultimate form it was some bald guy who didn't have a nose who was somehow even less attractive then Rumple which is pretty fucking amazing since Rumple is literally a green goblin with glitter thrown on him and Belle shot her tit milk at the rudeboys. Belle's tit milk could change into a soild on command which was another power she had gained after she became a mutant. A very sexy mutant...mmmmmm. After a musical number Belle and Rumple were the victors.
"OH RUMPLE" Belle sang "THESE ORGANS WILL MAKE GREAT MEAT FOR OUR SANDWHICHES."
Rumple was already smoking a cigar and eating dopeys heart to listen to Belle's silly girl talk. all girls talked about were whining and money in Rumples eyes well, except Belle who also talked about books, coloring books to be exact since Belle couldn't fucking read.
"Dearie, I'm trying to be a james bond villian so if you don't mind suck my dick." Rumple said as he turned a page of his book about evil and stuff.
Belle jumped onto the floor and deepthoated Rumples penis which wasn't hard because Rumple had the dick of a five year old and Belle did not need normal food she lived off semen and had prepared a feast for the dark one. After hours of Belle drinking magic semen and Rumple planning on how he would defeat those rascals of good Emma and Hook they decided it was time to go home. Belle and Rumple jumped into bed and Rumple thought about how excited he was to eat Belle's unborn fetus since the child was not his but some asshole's who didn't matter. Rumple licked his lips in delight and smoked weed while Belle dreamed of sugar plums and unprotected sex.
LITTLE DID THE COUPLE KNOW NEAR A EVIL MASTERMIND WAS PLANNING TO DESTROY EVERYTHING THEY LOVED!
"MWAHAHAHA! SOON I WILL TAKE OVER STORYBROOK!" Some buttbag was planning on some evil stuff or whatever while his boyfriend made brownies, EVIL BROWNIES!
Belle French (seriously thats her fucking name?) and Rumple Evil Bumple had no idea what was ahead of them.