Merlee: -bursts out in a roar of laughter- BWAHAHAHHA! My first ever parody x'D
Miki,Ikuto&Amu: =_=......
Merlee: I think I was high when I wrote this xDDDDD
Ikuto: Knowing you, you probably were =_=
Miki: -_- mhm
Amu: ._. no doubt about that.
Merlee: =_=... gee thanks. You guys are supposed to be all like "Oh, no Merlee, You weren't because you're too cool for drugs :D" =_= I see that failed.
Ikuto: ...you really expected us to do that?
Merlee: Nope! ^-^;
Ikuto: =________=............................
Merlee: Anyway~! I was rereading the series when I came to Tadase's confession (While poor little Ikuto was locked in a closet xD Reminds me of that really old song with the "Oh her husband is home and I'm locked in a closet~ or something... y'all remember that song? xD?) and I totally hate that part like not even kidding! And then I'm all like BAM! I'll rewrite it in the way that SHOULD have happened xP
Ikuto: =_= Let's take a vote. Who here thinks Merlee is crazy? -raises hand-
Miki: -raises hand-
Amu: -raises hand-
Utau: -raises hand-
Rima: -raises hand-
Kukai: -raises hand-
Nagihiko: -raises hand-
Yaya: -raises hand-
Ami: -raises hand-
Teacher-dude (NOT spelling his name xD): -raises hand-
Kairi: -raises hand-
Ran: -raises hand-
Su: -raises hand-
Dia: -raises hand-
KusuKusu: -raises hand-
Yoru: -raises hand-
Iru: -raises hand-
Eru: -raises hand-
Everyone else I forgot to mention: -raises hand-
L Lawliet: -raises hand-
Light Yagami: -raises hand-
Ryuk: -raises hand-
Misa: -raises hand-
Matsuda: -raises hand-
Rem: -raises hand-
Everyone else in Death Note I forgot to mention: -raises hand-
Edainel: -raises hand-
Dinah: -raises hand-
Vincent: -raises hand-
Bali-loli: -raises hand-
Everyone else in Bizenghast I forgot to mention: -raises hand-
Merlee: O_O! L Lawliet and Light are here?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?! -tackles both- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMIGOD I HAVE TO BE DREAMING! BEST YAOI EVER! WHOOOOOO!! Wait... why are they in a Shugo Chara fanfiction? xD?
Ikuto: =_=.... because we're kind of in your -coughs- vivid -coughs- imagination right now.
Merlee: O_O.... then why aren't my other fangirl-obsessions in here?! The ones from youtube?!
Comicfire7: -raises hand-
nigahiga: -raises hand-
ShaneDawsonTV: -raises hand-
Merlee: ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -tackles all the fangirl-obsessions in the room- !!!!!!
Ikuto: =_=................................ -isn't included- ......
Merlee: Aaww does it hurt your ego? xD?
Ikuto: -nods-
Merlee: Too bad! Miki! Disclaimer time~
Miki: Merlee doesn't-
L, Light, comicfire7, nigahiga, & ShaneDawsonTV: Merlee doesn't own Shugo Chara, the characters, Death Note, Bizenghast, Youtube, us, or any of the other characters mentioned above. She's merely an obsessed fan.
Merlee: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! It's totally hot when you guys say it!!!!!!!!!! O_O! -drools-
Ikuto: =_= why am I not included in any of that? It hurts my feelings T~T
Merlee: Psh! 'cause you're not a fangirl-obsession ;o duh
Ikuto: -has feelings hurt- T~T
Tadase's Confession: Merlee-ified!
Merlee's POV :D
I opened up my manga, reading a random part. It was the one where Tadase was confessing to Amu for the first… second?… time, when he was "apologizing" for breaking her heart so many times.
"Guh! I hate this part!" I yelled, throwing my manga on the floor. "Tadase is a hermaphrodite, I swear! If only he'd admit it instead of acting like a guy-" I stopped myself and glanced over at my laptop, laying on my bed in a casual manner. I smirked evilly at my thought. "This gives me an idea…" I said, turning on my laptop. It was the best idea ever.
(Totally true story!)
~ Story Time! ~
Third Person…ness.
Amu was walking with Tadase alongside the road. OMG he's liek sooo effin hot! Even thought he, liek, looks liek a girl and smellz liek a tampon.
"Hinamori-san!" He said suddenly, turning to face Amu, clutching his heart and grabbing her hand.
Amu blushed. OMG! She thought.
"I have a big secret to confess! And I mean huge! It's so huge that it's bigger than a porn star's penis!"
OMG it must be big if he's comparing it to a penis! She thought. "Wh-wh-what w-w-w-would th-th-that b-b-b-be?"
He took in a deep breath and let it out slowly. "I secretly have a vagina!"
She gasped. "Liek OMG you're actually a girl?!"
"No, I'm a hermaphrodite! A bisexual hermaphrodite! Like Lady GaGa!"
"Liek OMG I liek never knew! You're actually Lady GaGa!"
"Yes! Pa pa pa poker face pa pa poker face!"
"Whoo! I'm liek dating a hermaphrodite! That's liek so cool!"
He gave her a glance like she was crazy. "Dating? Hinamori-san, I don't like you that way!"
She felt herself begin to cry and she ran away out of embarrassment. OMG! I was turned down by a hermaphrodite! She screamed at herself. I'm so low!
Suddenly she ran into somebody and looked up to see Ikuto. OMG! I never noticed he was so hawt before! Liek OMG!
"What are you crying about?" He inquired with a smirk.
She sobbed. "Tadase is a hermaphrodite! OMG!"
"You didn't know that? It's obvious, you bone-head."
"No, I, liek, didn't know that! But I, liek, totally realized that you're, liek, totally sexy!"
And then suddenly, all like BAM! Like a firework on the forth of July, they kissed!
And then, all BAM!-like again, Ikuto pulled away and looked at Amu with an oh-so-dramatic-I-wish-I-could-gobble-you-up-like-a-cookie-or-something look on his face, along with his permanent smirk that he drew on with permanent marker.
"So! We're together now, right?"
"Liek OMG yes!"
And then, another BAM!-like event occurred. All these screaming fangirls came running down the street with signs that said "OMFG AMUTO FTW!" and "AMUTO IS SMEXINESS!" etc. etc. And then somebody threw a high-heeled shoe at Tadase, hitting him in the forehead and starting a "Let's throw shoes at Tadase!" fest.
"Wow…" Ikuto said, taking his shoes off, "It's like George W. Bush all over again! I want to join, too!"
And then he threw his shoes at Tadase. Amu did, too.
And thus, TadaGaga- er, Tadase- was NO MORE and Shugo Chara was all Amuto forever more! Whoop!
End of dramatic story
Merlee's POV
I finished my super-awesome parody thing and read it over. "I am soooooooooo posting this on the internet! Just because!" I screamed and posted it quickly.
"Merlee?" My mom called, "What are you yelling about at two in the morning?!"
I bit my lip. "Uhhh… Long story!" I yelled back and snickered, the biggest smirk on my face.
I felt so evil.
Merlee: -is drooling- o_o...............
Ikuto: -waves hand in front of Merlee's face- 'Allo? You in there?
Merlee: o_o............................
L Lawliet: -noms on cake- uh, is she okay?
Light: -pokes with Death Note-
Comicfire7: -smacks in the face lightly-
nigahiga: -kicks lightly-
ShaneDawsonTV: -flicks in the forehead-
Merlee: o_o..................................................................................................... -drools-
L: -waves cake in front of Merlee's face- You want some cake? Snap out of it.
Merlee: -stops drooling- OH MY GOD IS THAT CAKE?!?!?! -steals and eats- :T
L: O_O Oh no she di'n! I ate off of that, you know!
Merlee: Ooooh! That makes it better! XD!
Ikuto: -feels left out- =_=............................
Merlee: Too bad ;o L is sexier!
Ikuto: =_=........ you really aren't fair.
Merlee: R&R? :D? Make Ikuto feel loved? :D?
Ikuto: =_=...................