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"Password?"

Sirius looked up at the portrait and answered annoyed, "Beetlejuice." The door swung open and he climbed in. He immediately spotted Remus and James near the fire.

"How do you finish homework so fast?" James groaned to Remus as he scribbled something onto his parchment. Remus was reading Dragon Species of Great Britain and Ireland calmly. Sirius collapsed onto the red couch and gave a loud sigh. James glanced up with a smirk,

"How'd your hunt for a girlfriend go?"

"Not well."

"You wasted the entire afternoon roaming the hallways for a girl to fall for your lame lines?" Remus asked shocked.

"Yup and failed to, by the looks of it." James snickered.

"Shut your trap!" Sirius said throwing a spare quill at him. James ducked and went back to work still smirking.

"What were your lines?" Remus asked.

"I'd rather not." Sirius said crossly.

"Come on! Use one of your lines on me, I'll see if they're good or not." Remus said pretending to ready himself.

"What do you know?"

"He knows better than you." James muttered.

"Shut up." Sirius crossed his arms and said, "Okay…. Did it hurt?"

"When?" Remus said in a very high fake girly voice. James fell off the couch roaring with laughter and a few people looked over including a very annoyed Lily Evans.

"When you fell from Heaven?" Sirius said now grinning.

"Oh how romantic!" Remus said in the same voice then cleared his throat looking embarrassed, "I mean…try another one that was really cheesy."

"Okay…" Sirius thought for a moment and then snapped his fingers, "Did you just fart?"

"Excuse—"Remus was too startled to use a high voice.

"Because you just blew me away."

"Umm." Remus looked uncertain while James rolled on the floor in mirth.

"Wait I have a better one!" Sirius held up a hand and James managed to keep himself quiet, "Are those space pants?" He paused. "Because you are out of this world!"

Remus rolled his eyes and James burst out with chortles. "You will never get a girlfriend." Remus stated.

"Oh Remus that's because you want me to be your boyfriend, we all know you have a crush on me might as well admit it now." Sirius said putting his feet on the table.

"I do not!" Remus spluttered.

"Come on, give me a smooch Remus I know you want to." Sirius pursed his lips making kissing noises and James clutched at his stomach. Remus scowled,

"Shut up Sirius."

"Oh Sirius! You're so romantic! Marry me! I'll be the perfect wife!" Sirius mocked him in a high voice and James looked on the brink of dying from laughter. More people looked over with wary smiles and chuckles. It didn't surprise them Sirius was making James laugh so hard. It happened almost every night.

"I don't talk like that and even if we did get married why would I be the wife?" Remus said angrily.

"Ha! You admit it you want to marry me!" Sirius yelled pointing at Remus and jumping to his feet.