Stress Relief
By Ancient Youth
"You Auron?"
"N-Yea."
"Ever done this before?"
"Not…really."
"Alright, first time for everything. Just relax, it'll be just fine."
Auron shook his head.
"Don't you have some big fat guy with hairy back to do this?"
The little brunette dropped her shoulders and smiled at him.
"You'll be fine, trust me."
Auron shook his head again and groaned. How the hell had he gotten into his one again? Oh, right the blasted physical. Lulu had been in the room when the doctor said his stress levels were to high. And this was her grandiose solution.
The brunette turned towards a little table and grabbed a bottle of warming oil and started lathering up her hands in it. Auron watched her dreading what she would ask of him next.
"Okay, undress please and get on the table."
Auron shuddered.
"You mean just down to my boxers?"
The brunette shook her head.
"No, you have to be naked."
He tensed and headed behind the white screen. He really wished she'd turn off that weird music, not to mention the little rock fountain was getting more annoying by the second. Auron grabbed the towel hanging over the top of the screen and very reluctantly came out. The brunette was facing away from him, busying herself arranging the orchids just right. He pulled the towel off and slipped under the sheet on the padded table.
"On my stomach right?"
"Right."
"How are you going to go about this?"
"I'll start with the neck and back and work down from there. Then you can turn over and I'll start at the chest."
Auron groaned again, she probably wouldn't skip anything on the way down. Masseuses had a tendency to be very though.
"Oh,"
She leaned over him.
"Could you take your sunglasses off please?"
Auron just barely whimpered when she said that. He chewed his lip and set them down on the floor.
"Just put your head down and relax, everyone's a little nervous at first. But believe me, you're just going to melt."
Auron really really really did not like how that sounded.
Forty minutes later and Auron walked back into the waiting room. Lulu popped up from behind her book.
"How was it?" she chimed.
Auron stared at her and slowly brought himself closer to her face.
"Awful! I'm more stressed now then when I went in there!"