Yeah, one day I was thinking about what a conversation between Izaya and House would be like. Then I thought about The Office. And then Being Human. And it turned into this. Enjoy, R&R please. This is just the intro, more to come.

Prologue

If you live in Ikebukuro, you must be familiar with the numerous color gangs stalking our city. Specifically the infamous transparent gang, The Dollars. Many join without really realizing who their leader really is. In fact hardly anyone knows who their leader is, besides the leader themselves. Even the people given the password have no idea. At least most of them. Some join just for the fun of it, just so they can say they're a part of the infamous gang. Others maybe join just because they're bored with their job and have nothing better to do. Some may use the Dollars as their leverage to screw around with people. Even cops have joined. Maybe to help lead them on the right track. Others may have other reasons

Even people may join the Dollars to blend in with society. To become as transparent as the Dollars. For their own purposes. No matter the reason, many join the Dollars, and so many are unaware of the reality and indulge themselves on these gangs.

TARO TANAKA: So, the Yellow Scarves are at it again?

KANRA: Yes! I heard there was another attack! Isn't that scary?

STEVE MCQUEEN: What they do? Blind them with their color?

KANRA: I bet they're after the Dollars!

FELICITAS: Over-dramatic, are we?

TARO TANAKA: Are you sure it was the Yellow Scarves?

KANRA: Yes!

STEVE MCQUEEN: A part of the Dollars all of a sudden?

-JIM9334 HAS JOING THE CHATROOM-

JIM9334: Hi, guys.

KANRA: It's the newbie!

TARO TANAKA: Welcome back!

JIM9334: What are we talking about?

FELICITAS: Kanra is freaking out over the Yellow Scarves.

KANRA: Am not!

STEVE MCQUEEN: We happen to be gossiping.

TARO TANAKA: Oh guys, something came up. Gotta go.

JIM9334: See ya.

KANRA: Farewell!

-TARO TANAKA HAS LEFT THE CHATROOM-

KANRA: So, I suppose your name is Jim?

JIM9334: Are you talking to me?

FELICITAS: You're the one with the username, Jim9334.

JIM9334: Maybe I just like the name. Or it's my dog's name.

KANRA: Or you just want us to think that!

STEVE MCQUEEN: Reverse psychology. Quite a complicated thing.

JIM9334: Why would I pull that? Just a name after all.

-AERON HAS ENTERED THE CHATROOM-

AERON: Greetings.

KANRA: Hello!

AERON: How is everyone?

STEVE MCQUEEN: Absolutly fabulous.

FELICITAS: Too much effort to complain.

AERON: …

KANRA: I was great. Then I heard about those Yellow Scarves attacks.

AERON: Oh, I heard about that. Shame to be a part of the Dollars when it comes to them.

STEVE MCQUEEN: A member of the Dollars all of a sudden?

AERON: Oh, no, I was just saying. The Yellow Scarves sure seem to want to take over the streets.

JIM9334: What I want to know is, why yellow? It's not all that intimidating.

STEVE MCQUEEN: Quite a fine way to fool someone.

AERON: Makes sense.

JIM9334: Oh, something came up. Got a promotion to a new workplace, and you wouldn't believe the work load now.

AERON: Congrats. And good luck.

JIM9334: Thanks.

-JIM9334 HAS LEFT THE CHATROOM-

STEVE MCQUEEN: Two down, four to go.

AERON: Actually I'd better be going too. Got to pick up a friend.

KANRA: Before you do, have you guys heard about that missing girl? Rebecca Flint I heard her name was…

AERON: Yeah… I did hear that. It's really quite… Sad.

-AERON HAS LEFT THE CHATROOM-

KANRA: Well it seems it's us three now.

FELICITAS: Shall I cut to the chase?

STEVE MCQUEEN: Ooh, I like it when a woman gets right to it.

FELICITAS: Not for you.

STEVE MCQUEEN: Ooh, darn.

FELICITAS: I was going to clarify that Kanra is not in fact the girl he claims to be.

STEVE MCQUEEN: What an accusation!

KANRA: What could you possibly be talking about?

FELICITAS: I know you're a guy. You can cut the act.

KANRA: Now what act could you be talking about? You don't know me after all.

FELICITAS: We'll see.

-FELICITAS HAS LEFT THE CHATROOM-

KANRA: Well, I suppose it's just us two now.

STEVE MCQUEEN: So you cut this 'act'?

KANRA: Who said I was acting?

STEVE MQUEEN: Have we met? Have I slept with you before?

KANRA: Wouldn't you have recognized me by now?

STEVE MCQUEEN: No.

KANRA: I know your type. Maybe we have met before. You remind me of someone I meet that worked in a hospital….

STEVE MCQUEEN: If I worked in a hospital, why would I be in a chatroom?

KANRA: You are obviously successful, probably bored with your job. Perhaps you're trying to anger your boss.

STEVE MCQUEEN: Or I could be so brilliant I don't need to. Or you're wrong. If you really aren't a woman, you must have some reason to lie. You could be a transvestite, or a pedophile…

KANRA: Or you're wrong.

STEVE MCQUEEN: Or, you enjoy messing with people.

KANRA: Being such a brilliant doctor, you must know all of this.

STEVE MCQUEEN: Being the brilliant doctor that I am, I better run!

-STEVE MCQUEEN HAS LEFT THE CHATROOM-

KANRA: Well, this will be fun.