So this is my first fan fiction story and it's a Peter/Bella. Jasper gets a phone call from Peter saying that it has been too long since Jasper has seen him or Texas. Jasper heads out after his rather odd and cryptic phone call with his brother, taking an unexpected passenger with him. What trouble and fun lies ahead for the trio as the rest of the Cullens figure out what is going on? Swearing, humor, and all around good fun!

Jasper.

"God damn it Edward! I can't take it anymore! You can't just exclude me from everyone because you deem them not safe or a bad influence!" Isa screamed.

"Isabella, language!" Edward scolded for what seemed the millionth time in the last ten minutes. I looked away from my book and towards the ceiling again contemplating intervening or not, something I seemed to have been doing a lot lately when the were together.

"Let them be Jasper. No good will come of you intervening." My wife growled, getting increasingly frustrated and …jealous…of my continued interest of rescuing Isa from Fuckward. "They are engaged you know, Edward knows what he is doing."

I rolled my eyes at Alice. Her and Edward were like two peas in a pod when it came to Bella, or Isa as she lets only me call her. Despite Fuckward's attempts to keep me far from Isa so I don't "lose control" or don't have a "bad influence" on her, beggars can't be choosers when he wants a 24 hour protection detail on her. Even though we -and the wolves- have already gotten rid of the threat of the red-headed bitch and her legion of idiotic newborns, according to Fuckward, he doesn't want to risk anything else happening. So despite Isa's pleas about how this is completely unnecessary, we all take turns watching over her, even Rose who seems to have warmed up to her after Isa started standing up for herself against Fuckward.

"Arghh! Fucking Hell Edward! Just go hunting already! I'll be the good little girl and stay the fuck out of danger and behave for Jasper if you just fucking leave me alone." Isa screamed in exasperation as she stomped down the stairs. Rose and Emmett were quietly snickering on the floor when they saw Fuckward's annoyed and disgusted expression at her use of language. It seemed that after Victoria's demise and Edward's little Volturi stunt our little shy Bella grew a backbone and became my little spitfire Isa.

"Isabella…" Fuckward warned but Isa just glared and flipped him the bird as she came and sat at my feet, stealing the controller from Emmett and continued his game against Rose. Rose was all out laughing at Isa's stunt and the stunned expression on Emmett's face.

Fuckward balled his fists before taking a deep breath. "Alice are you ready to go?"

"Of course brother. Rose, Emmett you coming?" Alice whined a little as Rose continued to finish the video game with Isa while Emmett whooped and cheered. "Rosalie! Emmett!" She shouted causing Isa to hit pause and growl about as good as a vampire or werewolf. Maybe she is spending a little too much time with the supernatural, although she hasn't seen the wolves too much in the past month or so, once again thanks to Fuckward.

"Calm yourself midget! We're coming!" Rose growled before smirking at Isa. "I have a feeling you're going to rival me in fierceness and bitchiness when you become a vampire Bella." Isa just smiled at Rose and waved both her and Emmett goodbye as the got up to leave. I waited until they were out of hearing distance and then nodded.

"Oh thank fuck." Isa sighed causing me to chuckle. "I honestly don't know how much more of this I can take Jazzy. Seriously. I'm about to light his ass on fire." She practically growled in frustration. "I need to get outta here. I want to see Jake and the pack. I miss them. Even Paul and Leah. As if on cue a howl sounded outside. "Embry!" she squealed, jumping up from the floor and tearing out of the house before I could even react. Definitely spending too much time with the supernatural.

"Now darlin'" I started as I walked down the steps to where she was standing with three half naked Native Americans I new to be Embry, Quil, and Jake. Now that Jake had finally accepted that they were never going to be together, their friendship has only gotten stronger.

"Jasper…please" Isa pleaded, her big brown eyes getting even bigger and making her look more innocent. Damn it. I sighed.

"Ya know I'm never gonna hear the end of this, right darlin'?" A smile grew on her face.

"Thank you Jasper." She said quietly while send a burst of happiness and love at me. I smiled.

"You coming dude?" Quil asked and shook my head.

"Be back in two hours darlin'. If Alice is looking that's about as long as you got." She smiled at me before climbing on to Jake's back and taking off into the forest. I sighed before going back into the house and settling back into my book. My peace didn't last long though as my phone started ringing. I groaned out loud before fishing it from my pocket and answering it without looking at the phone.

"What Alice." I practically growled.

"Whoa there Major, trouble in paradise?" I could practically hear Peter's smirk through the phone. Fucker.

"Is there something I can help ya with Peter?" I sighed.

"Not really, my spidey senses are telling me its about time you take a trip and come visit your dear old brother." I rolled my eyes at his choice of name for his gift. Although if you ever call it a gift around him, he denies it and simply says 'I just know shit.'

"And when is this impromptu visit supposed to take place?" I questioned wearily. This was not going to end well.

"You leave tonight two hours after the others get back. Take that perty forest green F150 two door down here." I sat there with the most incredulous look on my face.

"Why do-…How do-…"

"I just know shit brother. And trust me you'll need the truck. Pack a few weeks worth of clothing and take the damn truck. Oh and none of that fruity shit demon lady has got you wearing, you're here, you're you? Ya hear me? Ya own damn clothes! Or I'll burn every last piece and make you go naked with only a cowboy hat covering ya junk to buy more!"

"Fucker."

"Love ya too Brother, see ya'll soon. Oh and Jasper, no demon lady." He said before he quickly hung up, leaving me shocked as I robotically went up to mine and Alice's room to pack.

So I hope you guys enjoyed the first chapter! Let me know what you think! Also, Paul Walker is my Peter, or someone resembling him because I don't really like the Peter they picked for the movie!