Alright! I just thought this would be a funny thing to write about there may only be 7-8 chapters unless some people like it a start to give me ideas.

Disclaimer: I Don't own naruto...sadly I never will ;.;

They all this was gonna be crudy, most of them their parents made them go others came along just to see friends, and only a few came along just so they can torture others! they were all waiting for the bus in peace but one little red head screwed it all up!

"Muwhahahahahha! Mr.Fluffy-Chucks and I will rule the world!"

Gaara and had his panda doll in his hands, and the scary thing was it looked like the Panda Bear had a kunai attached to it and his eyes brows were slanted making his look pure evil.

"Temari, how adscatly do you put up with him all day and night."

"Protection, steel doors."

Shika nodded "Good idea"

Naruto looked scared and was hidden behind hinata who looked terrified. Kankuro just slowly backed up and kepts on repeating

"Step away from the hyper guy."

"What you Dare to MOCK me!?"

Gaara looked like a mad man that just jumped out of a plane in a chicken suit!

"Temari what kind of candy did you let him eat?"

Temari had to think he had five cotton balls three pet fish and 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 chcocolate bars.

"Um besides the cotton balls and the fish more then 3 million candy bars, all chocolate."

Temari felt proud, but everyone had a look on his or her face that said, 'shes got to be kidding me' Gaara then got five more chocolate bars and shoved them down kankuros face then tied him up threw him in the lake and threw his under pants on Sakura. she picked up the uder pants and saw...Elmo?

"Kankuro, I don't know why I'm holding your undies but any who why do you have Elmo on your undies?"

"OH HECK NO IT'S ELMO THAT THING EATS BABIES WHILE THEIR SLEEP!"

Rock Lee ponited to the undies and dispatched of them himself by throwing them into a near by fish.

"Poor Fish."

Neji said and looked down to the ground taking off a hat.

"Neji scince when did you have a hat?"

Ten Ten noticed this first, then Sasuke, then Sakura,Then ino then the rest of them

" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S THE MONKEYS HAT OF DOOM! MOTHER FETCH THE CAR KEYS!"

Everyone looked at shika, "Oh my God did shika just yell? I think the world is coming to an end you guys!" Everyone laughed and saw that the bus was coming so they pushed someone into the road, unfortuantly it was Naruto.

"OH CRAP! SAKURA FETCH THE CAR KEYS!"

Naruto ran away throwing some car keys to sakura.

"What the hell was that all about?" Sasuke saw naruto running around a...SACK OF POTATOES! No no no just fooling with yah... . or am I? Oh sorry getting of subject ON TO THE NEXT SENCE.

"You guys have you noticed someone is talking about what we are doing?" Sasuke looked around to see who is was coming from

"SEE WHAT I MEAN?" And sasuke better shut up before I kill him

"Uh never mind, on to the bus!"

And like Sasuke said they came on to the bus this was the seating arrangement

Temari-Shika

Ino-Kiba

Kankuro-His toy puppet also known as Crow

Sakura-Sasuke (No Flippin' duh)

Hinata-... . . Naruto

Shino-Choji

Rock Lee- blank

Neji-TenTen

To Be Continued

It sucked don't lie I know you didn't like it but this is kinda my first time trying to make a real funny story... .

Give me sudgestions I need them -.-'