The old tyrant Uther had a problem of his own: he had a golden-eyed witch who just wouldn't leave him alone. He tried and he tried to scare the witch away. He passed a law that said all magic users had to go away.
But the witch came back, the very next day. She'd put a spell on her that kept her out of harm's way. He'd thought she was a goner, but the witch came back. She just wouldn't stay away!
The bounty hunter in Camelot swore he'd kill the witch instead. He wanted all the gold that he'd get if he brought Uther her head. He waited and waited for that witch to come around. Ninety-seven pieces of the man is all they ever found.
But the witch came back, the very next day. She'd put a spell on her that kept her out of harm's way. He'd thought she was a goner, but the witch came back. She just wouldn't stay away!
Uther sent the guards to bring the witch in chains. He had her tied up to a stake, then he lit her up in flames. She was burnt into a crisp, there was none of her left there, not a piece of burnt up cloth or a charred lock of black hair.
But the witch came back, the very next day. She'd put a spell on her that kept her out of harm's way. He'd thought she was a goner, but the witch came back. She just wouldn't stay away!
Uther had had enough, his temper clock had ceased to tock. He had the executioner take her to the chopping block. He watched the ax sail to her neck, and with a thud she was no more. He threw a banquet and drank and drank till he passed out on the floor.
But the witch came back, the very next day. She'd put a spell on her that kept her out of harm's way. He'd thought she was a goner, but the witch came back. She just wouldn't stay away!
Uther roared and screamed with the witch before him, chuckling. He told the guards to go to a lake and prepare her ducking. The witch was chained to a chair and thrown into the water. Soon the bubbles ceased to rise, and the air was filled with Uther's laughter.
But the witch came back, the very next day. She'd put a spell on her that kept her out of harm's way. He'd thought she was a goner, but the witch came back. She just wouldn't stay away!
The dragon returned to the city and burnt it to the ground. Next came Morgana with soldiers of really undead compounds. They killed the king, and prince, and warriors, along with servants and the couriers.
But the witch came back, the very next day. She'd put a spell on her that kept her out of harm's way. He'd thought she was a goner, but the witch came back. She just wouldn't stay away!