Switch: Hyaaaahhh... I'm finally back. Today I present to you reader a Collaboration fict between me and Arrow-chan3! #applause
3: HELLOOOOO GUYYYSSSSSS! YOU SHALL FACE THE TERROR OF RANDOMNESS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! #slapped XwX
Elsword: What in the world?! I've already had enough being tortured by you two! And now you join forces?!
Switch & 3: Yep! :D
Elsword: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Chung: Let's just begin the stupi- I mean story, shall we?
Disclaimer: Elsword is not 3's or mine's. It's KoG's. If it's 3's or mine's, I'm sure it'll be the game of stupidity.
WARNING: OOC, Fujoshi-Elesis, Crazy-Add(?), Full of weirdness, nonsense, stupidity, and... and... dunno owo (?)
Classes:
Elsword- Rune Slayer
Aisha- Elemental Master
Rena- Wind Sneaker
Raven- Blade Master
Eve- Code: Empress
Chung- Iron Paladin
Ara- Sakra Devanam
Add- Mastermind
Elesis- Grand Master
Tutoring of Stupidity
Elsword POV:
"Elsword..."
"W-what..?"
"Why're you so stupid?"
"What?! What are you-"
"I hate stupid people. So, goodbye forever Elsword"
"W-wait! Aisha!"
"Stupid"
"Moron"
"Silly"
"Naive"
"Don't you have brains?"
"Guys? What is the meaning of-"
"Elsword"
"Sis! Help me!"
"You have ashamed the Red Knight. Now you're not one of us again. Now. Get out of my sight"
"W-what..? Why does it happen to me?"
"Elsword. Your test result."
"Stella?"
"As usual. You got an egg again on your worksheet. Now you are kicked from this school. Go pack and get out from my sight.
"NOOOOO-"
"-OOOOOO", I woke up and fell from my bed.
GUBRAK!
"For YAOI'S sake! What was that- Oh, it's just you, Els. I thought elephants fell down from the sky." Elesis said after barging in.
"Seriously, sis... Stop watching BL's! When will you ever get a boyfriend if this keeps up? It's not like KoG will send Ronan to my game so you will get a pairing!" Elsword shouted.
"Maybe? Whatever. Anyways, it's unusual for you to fall from your bed if you had a nightmare. You usually jumped from the bed, ended up stuck in the ceilling, and made a hole when you had a nightmare. So what's your nightmare?" she asked.
"I had a nightmare about me, always having a zero on my exam. And then my friends starts to leave me. And then you said that I was kicked from the Red Knights because I have dirtied the name of the Red Knights because of my exam score. What should I do, Sis?!"
"That's why you need to study, Els. Stop being lazy and just FREAKING STUDY!" Elesis yelled.
"LIKE YOU DID!" Elsword replied.
"I am already smart as I am now since I was born. I don't know what Mom ate when you were still in her stomach..." Elesis sighed.
"I wonder what mom ATE to make you into a FUJOSHI." Elsword said, rolling his eyes.
"Oh, come on... Being a Fujoshi is not that bad. It's just natural. What's unnatural is when you have the courage to slay a 5 meters werewolf-like creature while you can't even confess your feelings to someone you like." Elesis said, mentioning about a certain purple head.
Elsword blushed. "S-SHUTTAP!" he yelled.
"Anyways, you know what? This stupid quarrel already took a page. So you have to get ready soon if you don't want to be late." Elesis pointed out.
"S***! STELLA'S GONNA FRY ME!" Elsword yelled in panic before going into his bathroom to get ready.
"Seriously, that boy... Oh well, time to continue my paused Sekaiichi Hatsukoi." Elesis said to herself, going back to her room.
At school
"ELSWORD, YOU'RE LATE AGAIN!"
"I'M SORRY, MISS STELLA!"
"APOLOGY UNACCEPTED! NOW GO AND STAND OUTSIDE TILL THE END OF HOMEROOM!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"DON'T ACT LIKE THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME! NOW STAND OUTSIDE!"
"Yes, Ma'am..."
Elsword is muttering something under his breath until the end of the punishment.
After Elsword returned to the classroom, Raven greeted him.
"Yo, Els. Lemme guess... Having a nightmare?"
Elsword nodded.
"Is it about you always having an egg on your work-sheet?"
Another nod.
"And then your friends or we are avoiding you?"
Yet another nod.
"And you got kicked from the Red Knights?"
Nod...
"And then-"
"FOR YOUR MANLINESS' SAKE! RAVEN, PLEASE DON'T ADD SALT TO MY WOUND!" Elsword yelled.
"HOHOHO! DID SOMEONE JUST SAY 'ADD'? COZ MY NAME'S ADD! THE UNINVITED SANTA CLAUS WHO IS SEEKING FOR LOLI! HOHOHO!" he flew away with his cargo.
"ADDDDD! PLEASE STOP BEING A SHAMELESS LOLI SEEKER! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME!" Ara yelled, chasing the santa-wannabe.
"LOOK AT MY HAIR! LOOK AT MY BEARD! ITS ALL WHITE! HOHOHO!" Add continued yelling, throwing pies all around as he rode his cargo.
Chung and Eve are just walking by until Add threw pies at them, which hit Chung because Eve dodged the incoming 'attack'.
"HUWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Chung cried, causing all of the students to close their ears.
Eve twitched. "Heaven's Fist, Sweeper." she said, summoning King Nasod's fist which threw Add to the... female toilet.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
The female students all ran out of the toilet. Ara walked into the 'crime scene' and pulled the suspect out of the toilet. (?)
"Add Kim..." Unfortunately to the 'suspect', Stella also came and pulled him by his ear to the office. "Ara, come with me. I want you to be the witness of his terrible doings." Stella ordered. "Yes, Ma'am!" Ara exclaimed.
"I'M INNOCENT! I TOLD YOU! INNOCENT! I'M JUST SEEKING FOR LOLIS!" Add yelled in terror.
"ADD! PLEASE STOP! FOR YURI'S SAKE! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME!" Ara yelled, closing her face with her hands before hitting him unconscious. (?)
Back to Els and Raven~
"This school is so lively isn't it?" Raven said with a poker face.
"You read my mind" Elsword said with his own poker face.
"Oh yeah, I've been meaning to ask you this. Have you done your homework?" Raven asked.
"What homework?"
"Math, silly. It's Stella's subject and it's in the third period. If I were you, I would have done it now, because..." All of a sudden, the lamps are turned off. Raven directed a flashlight to his face. Elsword gulped.
"SHE LOVES LAZY PEOPLE BBQs! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAACHIIMM! Brrr... Winter sure is cold..." Raven said, sneezing.
"THE F**K RAVEN?! HOW MUCH TIME DO I HAVE LEFT BEFORE THE THIRD PERIOD STARTS?!"
"The bell will ring in 9 minutes. If you want to you can borrow mine." Raven said, giving his book.
"Really?! You da real frien-" Before Elsword could touch the book, Raven pulled it back, causing the red-head to fall down to the floor.
"Pfftt... Do you really think that it would be that easy?" Raven snickered.
"F**K YOU, RAVEN! HERE!" Elsword gave some money to him.
"Please come again, costumer." Raven said, whistling like nothing happened.
Without Elsword knowing, Stella is already in class when he is doing his homework.
"Elsword, what are you doing?" Stella asked.
"I'm copying Raven's homework." he replied.
"And what subject is it?"
"It's your subject silly. It's mat- Wait, what? Your?" Elsword looked upwards and saw Stella's evil face.
"I-I-I can explain! I can explain!"
"WELCOME TO THE FRYING PAN, ELSWORD! MEET ME AFTER SCHOOL!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
No one saw Elsword ever again.(?)
... Nah, he came back three weeks later. (?)
"Els, are you okay?" Chung asked.
"What do you think..?" Elsword replied with panda eyes before fainting. Chung starts panicking.
"HELP! HELP! SOMEONE FAINTED! GO GET A COFFIN- I MEAN THE MEDIC TEAM!" Chung yelled.
Elsword hit Chung's head in annoyance. "I'M NOT DEAD, IDIOT!"
"I ALREADY CHANGED IT!"
Rena came and shouted as well. "COULD YOU TWO PLEASE SHUT UP?!
The two of them transformed into chibis(?). "Yes, Ma'am..."
"WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!" Aisha asked after arriving to the scene. (?)
"Not your business, Grape-head!" Elsword exclaimed.
"All of the problems that occur in this school is my business. Got a problem with that?" Aisha asked.
"Not really. I just want to tell you something."
"What is it?"
"Add is heading this way."
"WHAT ARE YOU-" Aisha turned around and saw the dreaded person running at their direction.
"LOOOOOOOLLLLLIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS!" Add ran towards them, carrying santa's sack which contains the lolis he kidnapped. (?)
"RUN, AISHA! RUN!"
Aisha however just stood there with a horrified face.
"AISHA!"
"I CAN'T! MY LEGS WON'T MOVE!"
"LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLIIIIIIIIIISSSSS!"
With his instinct, Elsword grabbed Aisha's hand and pulled her outside.
"WHY DO I ALWAYS GET INTO TROUBLE?!" Elsword shouted while he pulled Aisha into the Gym.
"LOOOOLLLIIIIISSSSS!" Add goes inside the Gym.
"Where are you, loli? You can hide, but you can't escape~"
Elsword and Aisha hides inside a locker.
"Why do we have to hide in here of all places?!"
"Shh.. Keep it down. Well, it can't be helped since this was the nearest place to the door."
"I guess I'll let you go this time. Oh well, Eve is more of a loli than Aisha. Now... LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLIIIIISSSSSS!" Add ran out of the Gym.
"It's safe now. Let's get outta- Aisha?"
Aisha's breathing is heavy and her face is all red.
"Aisha, are you sick or something?"
"I-Idiot..."
"Eh...?"
Then, Elsword realized what position they are in.
Elsword was pinning Aisha and their faces was only 3 cms from each other. 'It' could happen if they move.
"Is this the right time?" Elsword thought..
Then he recalled what his sister said.
"What's unnatural is when you have the courage to slay a 5 meters werewolf-like creature and you can't even confess your feelings to someone you liked."
"I guess this is it." Elsword thought.
"Aisha... I want to tell you something..."
"W-what is it?"
"The truth is... That I..."
"You...?"
"I... I l-like-"
"So there you two are. Doing 'That' when no one is around." Raven said after he opened the locker. Rena was there too.
"Awwww... How cute! My Aisha is already mature..." Rena said, crying tears of joy. Raven handed her a tissue.
"LOLLLIIIIISSSSS!" Add chased Eve and Ara who were just talking to each other before.
"GET BACK HERE, ADD!" Chung yelled, shooting the creepy santa Add as he chased him. Sadly, he missed and hit Banthus, their sports teacher, instead.
"WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH YOU, KID?! YOU WANT TO GET A THOUSAND HELL PUNISHMENTS?!" Banthus yelled.
"I'LL DO THEM AFTER YOU MARRIED!" Chung replied.
"WHAT?! DAMN YOU, IRON PRINCESS!"
"IT'S IRON PALADIN, SIR!"
Now Add got chased by Chung, and Chung got chased by Banthus.
After a while, Stella came and gave the three of them their punishments.
"BANTHUS, 75% OF YOUR PAYMENT IS CUT OFF AS YOUR PUNISHMENT!" Stella yelled. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"ADD." She took all of his loli collections. "THESE WILL BE CONFISCATED!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"HOW DARE YOU GUYS DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO THIS INNOCENT GIRL?!" Stella scolded, pointing at Chung as the 'girl'.
"HUWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Chung cried with a voice louder than one million lions. (?)
"S-Stella-sensei... Chung's a boy..." Aisha said. Sadly, Stella couldn't hear her due to the noise. (?)
"You're pitiful~ You're pitiful, it's true~" The teachers sang. (?)
Chung's crying got louder, hurting the surrounding spectator's eardrums. (?)
Eve sighed before she hugged Chung to calm him down, which worked!
"KYAAAAAAA! CHEVE ISH SOOOOOOOWWWW KAAAWAAAEEEHHHHH!" Rena squealed before fainting. Raven carried her to the clinic.
Elsword and Aisha sweatdropped seeing the random scene.
"Oh, yeah. What do you want to tell me?" Aisha asked.
"W-what? O-oh that's... Well..." Elsword stuttered.
"You said that you like something. But Raven cut your sentence." she reminded him.
"Well... it is..."
"What is it? C'mon! I'm curious here!"
"W-well..."
"WHAT THE HELL?! WHY DID SHE ASK THAT ALL OF SUDDEN?! AFTER THAT AWKWARD MOMENT?! WHAT SHOULD I SAY TO HER?! THINK RED HEAD! THINK! OH YEAH! THAT!" Elsword thought in panic.
"Elsword."
Aisha grabbed Elsword's shoulder.
"Y-yes...?"
"So?"
"W-Well... What I want to say is... Ahemm... Since I always got zero on my work sheet, Stella said that if I didn't get any better I would be expelled from this school. So, I would like you to tutor me. Or something like that." Elsword explained.
Aisha released her hand from Elsword' shoulder with a disappointed look.
"That's all?"
"Yes. You don't mind, do you?"
"Well... I don't mind, but why me?" she asked.
"Because you are the only one that I could trust with these kind of things." he replied.
"You got a point. I guess I have no choice then!"
Aisha returned to her cheerful personality.
"Elsword Sieghart! Prepare to have your brain twisted by this Magical Girl, Aisha-Sama! I'll make sure you will get a score above passing grade- No, you will get a perfect score! So prepare yourself to be tortured by ME!"
"YES, MA'AM!" Elsword said with salute motion. "Wait, what did you just said?!"
"I said I'm gonna TORTURE you, so you better brace yourself!"
"WHAT?! I SAID I WANT YOU TO TUTOR ME! NOT TORTURE ME!"
"They're similar. Now stop being like a kid. You're the one who asked me so deal with it!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"We'll start today. Just meet me in the Student Council Room when you're done with your school activities. We're gonna study at your house! And no buts." she said.
"Yes, Ma'am."
At some place, Chung and Eve were eavesdropping on them.
"Way to go my friend! That's how you make a move on a girl!" Chung said as he giggled to himself.
"Rena will like this. Better set up some prices for this information." Eve said while she calculated something on her screen.
Skip time~
At the Student Council Room
"Um... Excuse me?" Elsword said, opening the door and looked inside to find Aisha and Rena.
"You finally came, Elsword. I was beginning to think that you died(?) or something!" Aisha exclaimed.
"... What?" "Nothing. Anyways, let's go. I don't want to have a sleepover at your place. I'm worried about my purity.(?)"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Let's go."
"Well then, see you tomorrow, Rena!" Aisha exclaimed, waving to the elf.
"See you! And don't go too far!"
"WE WILL NEVER DO THAT!" Elsword and Aisha yelled in unison before closing the door.
"They're really cute together!" Rena said, giggling.
Later~
Elsword and Aisha are chatting on the way to Elsword's house.
"Well... How's the Student Council doing?"
"Everything's fine. But Eve is sometimes doing something on her own, and most of it was to stop Chung's crying. Though, I wonder why Chung always stops crying when Eve is the one who does it. Maybe they have some hidden connection?" Aisha did a thinking pose.
"Haha! Guess so!" Elsword laughed.
"How about you? How's your sister?"
"Well, she's fine. Though her BL addiction is becoming wilder these days. She even paired me and Raven! Just talking about it makes me want to vomit..." The rune slayer started to turn pale.
Aisha giggled. "Your sister is something."
"Oh, yeah. Elesis told me she won't come home tonight because of work. I guess I have to buy dinner in a convenience store." Elsword said with a sigh.
"Well, if you want to I can make dinner."
"Really?" Elsword widened his eyes.
"Yep! What do you want to eat?" Aisha asked.
"Hmmm... Stew would be okay..."
"Okay then. Let's go to the store to buy the ingredients."
And they went to the convenience store.
After they finished shopping, they went to Elsword's house. Elsword went to the kitchen to drop the ingredients on the table.
"So... Where are we gonna study?"
"We'll be studying in the living room because my sister wouldn't come home today." he replied. "Okay."
At the living room
"Let's get started! So, what subject do you want to learn first?" Aisha asked, smiling.
"I'll go with math. I really can't understand what Stella is saying during the lesson..."
"That's because you aren't listening, you idiot! You're so hopeless..." Aisha says with a sigh.
"Well, sorry for being hopeless." he said, pouting.
"Since you didn't even understand a single thing, I'm gonna give you some easy questions that even an elementary schooler can answer!"
"Okay!"
Aisha wrote the questions in a paper and gave it to Elsword.
"Here, answer these questions."
Number 1: -90 X (-2) = ?
Ummm... 45? Because I think if X meets negative, it will be divided...
Number 2: Chung buys 8 apples. He gave 3 of it to Eve. How many apples does Chung have left if Raven ate 2 of it?
5. Because Raven will never eat an apple. He's a carnivore I tell you!
Number 3: Add has 8 dynamos, but Eve stole one of it to examine it. How much is Add's anger if Ara broke one of it?
Probably 2. Because Add could never get mad to Ara. Even though he is a psycho... Who has a loli collection...
Number 4: Raven laid 5 eggs on a tree. And then Rena came to fry 3 of them. After that, Eve came to steal its data to make a copy of it. How many are Raven's eggs if Eve copies it 3 times?
999. Because I'm sure Eve will copy it in order to use the Little Ravens to build the Nasod Kingdom.
Number 5: = ?
666
"Here, this is my answer!" Elsword gave Aisha the answer sheet with confidence.
Aisha facepalmed. "Elsword... Are you kidding me?! These questions are for elementary schoolers and yet you still got a zero?! Where on earth have you been studying?!"
"Uh... I didn't study..?"
Double facepalm. "That's it, Els... Prepare to face my lessons of hell throughout this month until the exam week!"
Elsword paled. "Y-Yes, Ma'am!"
They studied until 6 o,clock before they decided to take a break and start making dinner.
"You really do know how to cook, don't you?" Elsword asked, looking at Aisha while she cooks.
"Of course I do! Don't mess with my cooking skills!" Aisha exclaimed, crossing her arms.
"I hope you won't poison me." he teased.
"I won't! Besides, if I poison you, my efforts in teaching you would be worthless!" she retorted in annoyance.
"You got a point. Well, I guess I could trust you."
"You should be!"
"I'm gonna watch TV in the living room. Call me if you're done, kay?" he told her.
"Alright."
Elsword left to the living room.
"Well... Let's start!" Aisha said as she applied her apron.
10 Minutes later...
Elsword burst into the kitchen.
"AISHA! I HAVE BAD NEWS!"
"Hmm...? What is it?" she questioned, tilting her head in confusion.
"It's gonna-"
Suddenly, heavy rain poured outside.
"It already happened..." he sighed.
"Rain?"
"Nope. It's even terrible. I heard it from the weather news that... Tonight, a storm is gonna occur in this town!" Elsword told her.
"And that means?"
"That means, you can't go home and you have to stay in my house..."
There is 5 seconds of silence...
"WHAT?! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAID?!" Aisha shouted in disbelief.
"Calm down! You can use my sister's room!" Elsword exclaimed.
"That's not what I'm worried about! I'm worried about my purity!"
"I WON'T DO IT TO YOU, AISHA!"
"BUT YOU ARE A PERVERT!"
"I'M NOT A PERVERT!"
"What if when I sleep you suddenly go inside my room and then you-"
"FOR ADD'S SAKE! I WON'T DO IT!"
"I CAN'T TRUST YOU!"
"WHAT?! BUT I JUST TRUSTED YOU!"
"THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY!"
"Ugh... Let's just stop this quarrel already... My head's starting to become dizzy..." Elsword sighed.
"Yeah, you're right... Ah! The food's ready!" Aisha exclaimed hurrying over to the pot.
"Really? Wow, I guess quarrels really does kill time, eh?" Elsword commented.
"Anyways, help me bring this to the table." She pointed at the food. "Kay."
After placing all the food on the table, they started eating.
"Ittadakimasu!" they said in unison.
"Mmm... It's delicious!" Elsword exclaimed happily.
"Told you so." Aisha smiled.
"I'm sure a man would be very lucky to have you as his wife." He complimented, smiling back.
Aisha stopped eating and her face became red.
"W-W-Wife...?" she stuttered.
"Yeah. It's-" Elsword just realized what he said and his face became all red.
"A-Ah... Just forget what I said...
They continued to eat. In silence.
After the finished eating, they cleaned up the dishes and went to the living room to watch anime.
"What're we going to watch?" Elsword questioned. "Um... I dunno. You?" Aisha asked back. "Want to try watching Corpse Party? My sis and I just bought this a few days ago." he said.
Aisha flinched at the title. Noticing this, Elsword started teasing her. "Ooooh, is the council president scared of horror movies?"
"I-I'm not! It was just the wind!" Aisha retorted, crossing her arms. Elsword shrugged before playing the movie. "If you say so."
Just ten minutes after the anime started, Aisha got a blanket and covered herself with it.
"What is it, Aisha? Are you scared?" Elsword asked. "N-No! I-I'm just feeling cold because of... the rain!" Aisha replied from the blanket.
Elsword sighed before he turned the TV off and walked towards Aisha who is still hiding inside the blanket. He patted her head. "Just get to sleep, Aisha. We still have school tomorrow after all." he said as he tried to comfort her.
"I-I can't..." she said. "If you're scared of horror movies, you shouldn't have forced yourself, you know?" he said. "Sorry..." "That's alright. I'll just stay with you until you sleep then." Elsword said, lifting her up since she seems too scared to move.
Aisha stayed silent.
In Elesis' room
Elsword placed her on Elesis' bed and covered her with a blanket before sitting down on the chair next to it.
"Els?" Aisha called him. "Hm? What is it?" he asked. "Sorry..."
Elsword blinked. "Um... Don't mention it." he replied.
Not too long after, Aisha fell asleep, followed up by Elsword.
... What?!
The next day~
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
Elsword nearly jumped from his seat. "WHAT THE, AISHA?! WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?!"
"W-W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
"YOU DON'T REMEMBER?! I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO SLEEP!"
"YOU WHAT?!"
"I- HEY! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU, OKAY? GEEZ..."
"SHUT UP! AND NOW YOU MADE ME LATE!"
"WHAT!?"
They got ready as soon as possible before running to school with the speed of sound!
At school~
The duo collapsed as soon as they entered their classroom.
Everyone stared at them.
"What happened, you two?" Rena asked.
"Sorry. We kinda overslept..." Aisha replied. The elf gaped.
"Wait a minute... How did you know that Elsword overslept? And how come you overslept?!" she asked again.
"Let me explain it." Eve said before explaining what happened.(?)
"Chung and I kinda eavesdropped." she said.
The class started to 'aww' in madness. (?)
"SHUTTAP!" Elsword yelled.
Aisha yelled as well, "IT'S NOT LIKE WE ASKED FOR A STORM TO COME!"
Raven raised his hand. "I'm the one who asked for that storm."
Silence came. Wellll, before Raven got attacked by the whole class, that is. (?)
"Rest in peace..." Chung and Eve said. "I'M NOT DEAD!" "Whatever." Rena rolled her eyes.
"What happened here?!" Stella asked as she came into the classroom.
Chung pointed at the duo. "Elsword and Aisha slept together last night." he said innocently.
"THEY DID WHAT?!"
"WE DID NOT SLEEP TOGETHER!"
"Seriously, what happened?!"
"I only asked Aisha to tutor me for the upcoming exam! We were studying in my house, but a storm suddenly came into this town because of Raven! Aisha can't go home, so I told her to use my Sister's room since she won't be able to go home last can't sleep, so I stayed with her. But I eventually fell asleep. Of course on a chair! Not on the bed!" Elsword explained, shouting.
"Ah... So that's what happened..."
There was a 5 minutes silence.
"Meet me after school."
"WHAT?!"
"And you too, Raven. I want to know why did you summon that storm. Is it on purpose or something?" Stella asked.
"Apparently, It is because my garden was drying out cause I don't have the time to take care of it. So I asked him to do it." Rena said, defending Raven.
"But isn't storm too much? I mean, you could just ask for rain." Aisha asked, feeling suspicious.
"Well, there is a reason~"
"What I want to know is... Just how the hell did Raven summon that storm?" Stella said.
"It's easy. I just took a bubble bath at 5 PM, and then I climbed to my rooftop. There, I sang 'Jingle Bells~ Add Kim smells~ Raven laid an egg~ Elsword thinks that Wally stinks, and Chung ran away~' and voila, you got the storm." Raven explained.
There was 15 minutes of silence.
"How about if we sing it together?" A classmate suggested.
"Okay." The others replied.
"Jingle Bells~ Add Kim smells~ Raven laid an egg~ Elsword thinks that Wally stinks, and Chung ran away~" The class sand. Add is throwing pie everywhere.
"Jingle Bells~ Add Kim smells~ Stella laid an egg~ Raven kills with his instinct~ Stella got a kid~" Chung sang the 'secret' part of the song. (?)
The class became silent again.
2 minutes later Chung and Raven got kicked out of the window.
"WHY MEEEEEEE-OUCH!" Raven screamed.
"No killing in school. Since I got a baby, you gotta shut up." Stella said.
The class jaw-dropped because what Chung is singing came true.
"So... Who's the lucky man...?" Rena asked, uncertain.
"Lowe."
The class jaw-dropped again.
At the office
"Now... Could you two please tell me what happened yesterday? In detail." Stella said.
"Well... You see... There was this chicken... Who was peeking on Aisha because it liked pettanko." Elsword replied randomly and get a double smack on his head." (?)
"LOLIIIISSSSS!"
Stella came out of her office for a while and yelled, "SHUTTAP, ADD KIM!" before going back in. "Seriously, kids these days... They're really nerve wrecking..." Stella said with a sigh.
Meanwhile, Elsword now got whacked by Aisha with a nearby pen for calling her a pettanko.
"Ouw! Ouw!" he cringed.
"Baka..." Aisha muttered.
"Elsword, I want the truth." Stella said sternly.
"Alright, alright! Well, the truth is..."
After a long explanation
"I see... So, in other words, you still won't give up." Stella commented.
"I will never give up. As long as my name is Elsword Sieghart." Elsword said.
"I wish you good luck then. You're dismissed."
"Yes, Ma'am"
They left the office only to be encountered by Add.
"Hey, Els! Have you seen Ara around here?" he asked.
"Nope, why?"
"She promised to treat me free ice cream, but then she ran away!" Add explained.
"Poor you." Elsword snickered.
"ADDDD!" Ara shouted from afar.
"Ah! There you are! Where have you been?" Add asked.
"Sorry! I just went to the bathroom!" Ara exclaimed, running over to them.
"Whatever. Let's get some ice cream!"
"Yep! Elsword, Aisha, you want to come with us?" The Sakra Devanam invited.
"Sure, why not?" Elsword replied. Aisha nodded.
"Yosh! Then it's settled! LET'S GOOOOOOOO!" Ara cheered.
At the park
"RAVEN! GET BACK HERE!" Rena yelled, chasing someone similar to Raven.
"FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, THAT'S NOT ME! I'M RIGHT HERE!" Raven, who's running behind Rena, yelled.
The quartet who came just to buy ice cream stared... and stared...
"What the..?" Add spoke, breaking the silence.
"Doppleganger?" Ara sweatdropped.
"FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, I'M EDAN, NOT RAVEN! RAVEN IS BEHIND YOU!"
"NO! I CANNOT BE DECEIVED!"
"YOU'RE BEING DECEIVED BY YOURSELF!"
They ran around the park for 44 laps already.
"Let's just let them be" Elsword said.
"Yeah..." The other 3 replied in unison.
They walked towards the ice cream truck, to sadly see a gigantic "CLOSED" sign on the truck.
"#%$^&%*# #^%%&$#" Add yelled something that doesn't make any sense before destroying the truck with his dynamos. (?)
"Woah, woah! Calm down, Add!" Elsword exclaimed.
"How about if we go to JunEL?(?)" Ara said.
"That's a good idea!" Aisha commented.
"It's settled then! Let's go to JunEL!" Add shouted, full of enthusiasm.
They went to JunEL.
"Everyday's Great at your JunEL~" Add sang when they arrived.
Elsword was gaping at something in the front door.
"Uh... Guys..? Is that supposed to be there?" he asked, pointing at the 'thing'.
"Huh?" They looked at where he was pointing and gaped as well.
"Welcome to JunEL~ How may I serrrrve you?~" A moving thing in a weird bear costume asked, twirling around. (?)
"... So that's what an egg-bear looks like!" Ara exclaimed. Add facepalmed.
"That's not a bear you idiot... Even I don't know what it is..." he muttered. "Eh?"
"I'm not an egg-bear! My name is Teddy!" The egg-bear(?) said and took 'its' suit off, revealing its true form.
... Ara fainted.
"Wow... He's hot..." Aisha said and then whistled.
Elsword just glared at him.
"What the hell are you?" Add asked the blonde boy.
"What do you mean? I'm Teddy!" he replied stupidly.
"No, idiot. I mean, what creature are you?"
"I'm Teddy!" Again, he replied the same thing.
"Ugh... Whatever then. Anyway, where we could buy some ice cream?" Add asked.
"The Food Court is at the 4th floor. Have a nice day~!" Teddy said in a sing-sang voice and wore his suit again. Then he flew to the front door.
"What a weird creature." Elsword said, sweatdropping.
"You bet." Add said, sweatdropping as well.
"It's not everyday we could meet a hottie like him. Even though he is childish." Aisha said, not noticing Elsword's jealousy.
"Let's not talk about it now, Aisha..." Elsword said in a depressed tone.
"Anyways, let's go to the lift." Add said.
They went to the 4th floor with Add carrying Ara (insert bridal style/piggyback here).
At the Food Court
The four of them arrived at the 4th floor.
"Cool! Look at all those stands here!" Aisha exclaimed.
"The ice cream stand... Ice cream stand..." Add muttered pointing his finger around many different stands as he searched for it. "There!" he pointed at the stand near the smoothies stand.
"Yosh! Let's go!" Elsword exclaimed.
They walked towards the stand. Luckily, it's open. Or else Add would destroy it... again...
"Good afternoon! What flavor and how many would you like?" The ice cream man asked.
"Hey, shouldn't we wake up Ara?" Aisha asked, whispering. "Good idea." Add replied.
He started to take a deep breath.
"ARA, WAKE UP! YOUR BROTHER IS HERE! AND HE IS CURRENTLY SINGING THE JUNEL SONG! HE'S ALSO WEARING A MAID OUTFIT!"
"BROTHER!"
Ara woke up.
"What's up, Ara?" Add casually greeted her like something never happened.
"I just had this nightmare about my brother singing the JunEL song in front on my face! And he's even wearing a maid outfit! It's really scary plus disgusting that I regretted being his moe moe kawaii little little imouto girl." Ara said with a horrified face.
Aisha blinked. "Moe moe what?" Elsword snickered.
"Never mind! I want a chocolate ice creaaam!" Ara exclaimed energetically.
"Alright! How about you guys?" The ice cream man asked.
"I want strawberry ice cream" Aisha said.
"I want meat ball ice cream(?)" Elsword said.
"I want noodle ice cream(?)" Add said.
"Here you go!" Suprisingly, the ice cream man has that kind of flavor(?).
Aisha and Ara stared at the two boys.
"What kind of ice cream is that?!" Aisha asked in disbelief.
Elsword shrugged. "What? Have you never seen this kind of ice cream before?" he asked back.
"Ummm... How about... no?" Aisha replied, sweatdropping.
"What does it taste like?" Ara asked.
"Why don't you try yourself?" Add gave her his ice cream.
And Ara became unconcious. Again.
Aisha paled. "ARA?! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?! ARAAAA!" she shouted in panic.
"You sure your ice cream doesn't contain poison?" Elsword asked. Add shrugged.
"Nah. She probably fainted because it's too delicious." (?) he replied.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Let's just bring her to the nearest hospital." Elsword said.
They went to the hospital.
At the El Hospital (?)
"I'm gonna stay with Ara until she's awake. You two could go home if you want." Add said.
"You sure you don't need any help?" Aisha asked.
"Don't worry about me. Besides, you have to teach Elsword for the upcoming exam right?"
"Oh, yeah... I almost forgot about that." Elsword remembered.
"You're right. Well then, see you tomorrow, Add! Take care of Ara!" Aisha waved good-bye before going home together with Elsword.
At Elsword's house
"Alrighty! The next subject we'll be studying is Science!" she exclaimed.
"Noooooooooooooo!"
Aisha sweatdropped. "Seriously? Which subjects do you actually pay attention to?" she asked.
"Uh... PE?" he answered.
"That's it?" "Pretty much."
.
.
.
.
"How about Literature?"
"Slept through it."
"Chemistry?"
"I thought the teacher was speaking in an alien language."
"Uhh... History?"
"Hm... That subject's okay."
"So you like history? Then how about Music?"
"Old MACDONALD had a farm, E-I-E-I-O~"
"So does that mean no? Or yes?"
"A bit."
"How about... English?"
"Aren't we already speaking english?"
"Right. How about fighting class?"
"That's a practical exam."
"Hmmm... So that means you like PE, Fighting, History, and a bit of Music. I guess that's a start." Aisha stated. "So we need to study on the subjects you don't like."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Aisha got an anime-vein. "Stop whining! It's for your own good!"
"Fineee..."
And they choose Chemistry.
"So... Elsword. What is H2O?" Aisha questioned.
"Um... Food?" Elsword replied.
Aisha facepalmed.
"Seriously, Els. You don't even know H2O?! I guess you lived at a deserted savana for a long time." Aisha commented.
"Nope, I live here." Elsword said innocently.
Aisha facepalmed, again.
"Just how much is your stupidity, Els?!" Aisha asked, letting out her anger.
"Hmmm... That question is quite complicated." Elsword said while he did a thinking pose.
"ENOUGH OF THIS!" Aisha yelled in frustration, flipping the table.
"Woaah! Watch out!" Elsword exclaimed, startled.
"Hmph! What's O2? If you don't know this... go back to elementary." Aisha continued.
"Wait... I think I know what that is... Uh... Oxygen?" he replied, uncertain about his answer.
"Finally you got it correct!" Aisha exclaimed. "I did? Yay!" Elsword cheered.
"Don't be so happy just because you gave the right answer to one question, you still have a long way to go!" Aisha said.
"Yes, Ma'am!" Elsword exclaimed and saluted her.
They went at it until Elesis barged in.
"I'm back, Els- Oh! What's this? Hello there, Aisha! Giving my brother some private 'lessons'?" Elesis said.
"Welcome back, sis" Elsword said.
"Hi, Elesis! It's been a while since I've met you. Being the commander of a whole army sure is hard, isn't it?" Aisha asked.
"You bet! Not just doing some physical work, they gave me some paper work too! But it's worth it cause the payment is enough for my life and for Elsword's school needs" Elesis explained her job.
"Though she wastes some of it on BLs." Elsword revealed, earning a smack from Elesis. Aisha sweatdropped.
"By the way, what are you two studying?" Elesis
asked.
"We're studying Chemistry" Aisha told her.
"Chemistry, huh? I thought you hated alien's language, Els?" Elesis said.
"Well, he barely even knows what H2O is..."
"Why do you two always team up just to make fun of me?"
Elsword asked with tears in his eyes.
"Cause it's fun?" they replied at the same time.
"Meanieeees!"
"Els, you're starting to sound like 3!" Aisha gasped. (?)
"I am?!" he gasped.
Suddenly, 3 came out from behind the TV.(?)
"Did someone call meeeeeee?" 3 asked.
"What?! 3?!"
"He he he~ MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS!" she cheered before disappearing.
They blinked. "Uh... That was random." Elesis said.
"I know, right?" Switch said, coming out from the ceiling.(?)
"What?! Why does the Authors keep appearing out of nowhere?! This doesn't make sense!" Aisha shouted.
"I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT! GYAHAHAHAHAHA-*cough* *cough*" Switch said while coughing.(?)
"You deserved that" Elsword said.
"Anyways, Happy new year! New year, means new girlfrien-! I mean, new day! Ja naaa!" Switch exclaimed and jumped out of the window(?).
"Not fair, Switch-san! You got more lines than me!" 3 shouted from who-knows-where.(?)
"I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT! GYAHAHAHAHA-*cough* *cough*" Switch shouted from Elsword's neighbor's roof(?)
"A ROBBER!" The neighbor shouted and throw a fork to Switch.
"MY EYEEEESSSS!" Switch shouted.
"Well... those lines are super nonsense" Elesis commented, sweatdropping.
"I DON'T CARE!" 3 cheered, getting hit by a flying frying pan. (?)
"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! MY FRYING PAN!" A neighbor cried. (?)
After the chaos died down
"Anyways, how's your studying?" Elesis asked.
"Great, thanks to Aisha!" Elsword replied, getting a smack by an embarrassed magician. "Ouw!"
"Ouw! Why'd you hit me?!" Elsword shouted.
"No reason." Aisha replied.
"You're acting weird..." Elsword said and got smacked again.
"I'm not weird! You're the one who is weird!"
"Okay, okay! I'm weird alright?! So stop smacking me! It hurts like hell you know!" Elsword shouted.
"Just stop this stupidity!" Elesis yelled, silencing them both. "Good. Els, stop bickering with Aisha already! You two look like an old married couple!" she scolded.
The duo blushed and yelled back, "W-WE'RE NOT!" "Sure, sure... Now continue on your studies~" she said before leaving.
...
Awkward silence
"O-Okay... The next subject is Literature!" "Yes, ma'am!"
It gets surprisingly awkward during the literature lessons.
"Moving on to Science. Who discovered the laws of motion?" Aisha asked.
"Uh... Edward Elric..?" Whack! "Ouw!"
"You baka! That's a character from FMA!" Aisha scolded.
"What's the answer then?!" "Isaac Newton! Geez... Even 3 could answer that! (?)"
"Did someone-" An eraser got thrown at 3. "No!" "Ouwieee!" 3 whined before disappearing again.
"Seriously... If this keeps up, you won't be ready for the exam..." Aisha said, sighing.
"I know. I'm hopeless, aren't I? I think I really don't have any chance..." Elsword replied with a depressed tone.
Seeing this, Aisha couldn't just sit around seeing him so miserable. She got up and approached him. She put her hand on his shoulder, drawing his attention.
"Elsword, I know it must be hard for you because you just started it, but don't ever think you don't have any chance. Nothing is absolute in this world. I know, and I'm sure you can do it. After all, I promised you that I will help you till the end remember? And I will do it. No matter what. Even if you only have a slight chance, I'll always have a high hopes on you. Even if you failed, I'll never leave you alone in the corner. Even if world hate you, I'll never hate you. So cheer up, okay?" Aisha said and then smiled.
Elsword stared at her in awe. He cannot say anything. So he just hugged her and made her blush.
"Els...?"
"Thank you..."
Aisha calmed down before hugging him back.
"Don't mention it."
After a while
"Now let's go on to Fighting class to cheer up the mood!" Aisha exclaimed after a few awkward minutes.
"Yeah!"
And they went outside to do some sparring.
"Okay, here's the rule. We will only use a training weapon. No HyperActive skills. Do not target the head. And the time is 200 seconds. Understand?" Aisha asked.
"Yep!"
"Well then. Let's get started!"
They dashed at each other. Well... Aisha teleported.
After a massive battle (Sorry guys...)
"Not bad. It seems that fighting is already an okay." Aisha complimented after they finished the sparring.
"See?" Elsword grinned.
"That means that subjects are your only problem... Especially math..." she said.
"I guess we should end it today. It's already 8:00 PM. You should head back home." Elsword said.
"Time flew really fast! I guess we should call it a day then." Aisha said.
They went back inside. Aisha is packing her stuff.
"Heeeyyyy~ Done already, you two?" Elesis asked from the stairs.
"Yeah. Aisha's gonna head home." Elsword replied.
"Alone?"
"Well, yeah. I can take care of myself." Aisha said.
"Tch tch tch... It's not good for a girl to go home alone in this hour you know?" Elesis asked.
"But her house is only 3 blocks from he-"
"No buts, Els. Escort her to her house and make sure she's safe." Elesis said, smirking and then went upstairs again.
"I guess I'm gonna have to lead you home." Elsword said with a sigh.
After he escorted her to her home, he waved good-bye and went back to his house.
The next day
"ELSWOOOORD!"
"I'M UP!" Elsword shouted, waking up.
"Aisha's already waiting outside. It's rude to keep a lady waiting." Elesis told him.
"Kay, kay."
Opening the door, instead of only Aisha outside, there were also Rena, Raven, Eve, Chung, Add, and Ara.
"Yo, Els! We heard that you're being tutored by Aisha, so we decided to give a hand!" Raven exclaimed.
"Sure! Come on in!" Elsword replied.
They gathered in the living room.
"So... How'd you guys know that Aisha was tutoring me?" Elsword asked.
"Well, you see... Aisha seems to be even tired than usual these days. I thought something was up, so I asked her what happened and there we got the information." Rena explained.
"After hearing about your will to get at least a passing score on the next exam from Aisha, we decided to come along and help you out!" Chung exclaimed.
"Well. I never thought this would happen. Anyways, thank you guys." Elsword thanked them.
"You better study seriously... Asking Eve to come and help you was a pain. We have to treat her to lunch later on..." Raven whispered. Elsword sweatdropped. "Okay..?"
"Let's start with Math, shall we?" Eve asked, opening a thick book full of numbers. Elsword paled.
Torture begins. (?)
"Before we get started, we should make turns to teach Elsword. We will divide it based on our excelled subject. Because I'm good at Biology, I'm gonna teach him that subject." Rena stated.
"I'll go with Chemistry!" Chung said.
"I'm going with History." Ara said.
"I'll teach him about Math until he can calculate how much is the sands on a nearby beach.(?)" Eve said. Elsword tried to run away, but Raven didn't allow him to.
"I'm gonna teach him about Machinery." Add said.
"Fighting subject." Raven said.
"I guess I'll go with Literature then." Aisha said.
"Ugh... Fine... Who's first then?" Elsword asked.
"Me!" Chung exclaimed.
Chung started to give Elsword his lesson while the others just slacked off as if this house is their grandmother's house. (?)
"... And based on atomic theory from Bohr, the outer layer has three negative ions. You understand now?"
"Hmm... A bit. I still don't understand how to solve this problem."
"That? Ah, lemme show you how to solve it before you can even blink. You just have to..."
Chung's session seems to be quite fine.
Next, Raven.
"Elsword! Be a man and give me 100 push-ups!" Raven commanded.
"I am!" Elsword replied in annoyance.
"Good. Then after that give me another 100 push-ups!"
"Isn't this supposed to be a warm-up?!"
Raven's session, weird.
Next, Add.
"Hehehehe... GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EAT THAT YOU PIECE OF TRASH! NO ONE CAN BEAT ME!"
"Um... Isn't this suppose to be a lesson? Why are we doing this?"
"What? Gundam is a machine you know!"
"This just doesn't make sense, dammit!"
They were playing Dynasty Warrior Gundam 3 on Elsword's PS3... Until Rena turned off the freaking game. "HEY!" Add yelled.
Next, Rena.
"Elsword, look at the clouds...(?) Look at the sky... (?) Feel the nature's soul... (?) And they will reveal the world to you..." Rena said.
"Um, Rena... I'm not an elf, you know."
"... Sorry, Els. I forgot." Facepalm.
Eve.
"107 times 572 plus 798 minus 78 divided by 42 equals?"
"... Uh... What did you just said?" Slap.
"Pay attention."
"Ugh..."
And then Ara's turn.
"... And after the gang defeated the evil army, they went straight to the place where the leader resides. And they..."
"... Zzzzzz..."
Have a nice dream Els. Ara is doing her best to tell you a story.
And lastly, it's Aisha's turn.
"Recite the first line of Paul Revere's Ride." Aisha told him.
"Uh... What was it again..?" he asked.
Aisha sighed. "Listen my children and you shall hear. Again?"
"Um... Listen my... what was it..?" Aisha facepalmed.
"Break time you guys!" Elesis called from kitchen.
"Ugh... Finally!" Elsword said.
At the dining room
"Chung! Pass me the sauce!" Raven exclaimed.
"Here!"
"Ara! Why did you spill the milk?!" Rena freaked out.
"Sorrrryyyyyyy!"
"Aisha, don't read when you're eating." Eve said.
"Okay."
"... Why is there no peace and quiet today..?" Elsword muttered.
"Well, it's not that bad isn't it? I mean, this house is usually so quiet." Elesis said.
"But this is too much!" Elsword retorted.
"It's for your own good, though. They're here to tutor you."
"Maybe you mean 'some' of them, because the others only torture me..." Elsword sighed.
"Well, that's what you call friends. I used to have this kind of gang before until we decided to part ways." Elesis said, mentioning a certain group from the other game.
"Not all of them though. Sieghart-jii-san is there right? You consider him as a friend?"
"Well, not really. He's like a brother to me."
"Suit yourself." Elsword shrugged. "So... what happened to them?" he asked.
"A few became guild leaders while the others either went on an adventure or went back home." she replied. "Oooooh."
"WUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM THE FRUIT NINJA!" Raven laughed, cutting the fruits on the table. "Really? I didn't notice." Chung commented innocently. "YOU..! YOU MUST FOLLOW THE WAYS OF THE NINJA!"
Elsword and Elesis sweatdropped.
The dining room is filled with chaos.
After the break~
"Hyaaaahhh~ I'm full!" Chung said while he rubbed his stomach.
"Your cooking is magnificent, Elesis. Maybe you could become a professional if you want to." Eve stated after wiping her mouth with a napkin.
"Ehehe... Is that so? Well, I used to cook in my journey before. So, yeah." she replied, smiling.
"Yeah, the first time you actually cooked was a disaster." Elsword snickered, earning a smack from his older sister. "Ouw!"
"Let's continue shall we?~" Rena smiled.
Aisha's turn.
"Now you better at least memorize the first line of El Phoru or I'll fry your head!"
Gulp. "TheElPhorufoundtheElandkickedtheBanthus."(?) Elsword recited quickly.
"Good!"
Ara's turn.
"Wally was 10 years old when he became ill, and then he suddenly sleep-talked. He said, my bakery(?) is getting more customers these days..." Ara said.
"Wait, that old man has a bakery when he was 10?!"
Eve's turn.
"A phoru had 9 lives.(?) When a phoru fell down into the ocean, how many lives would it have left?"
"8!" Slap. "Ouw!"
"Wrong. The phoru would keep drowning, so the answer is 0."
"Ugh..."
Rena's turn.
"Feel the wind... Put your bare feet on the grass... It'll entangle you slowly(?)... And it'll give you the vision of living being below the ground(?)..."
"For the last time, Rena, I'm not an elf. Who the hell even wants to see those gross things?!"
"Sorry, Els. I'm kinda forgetful these days."
Add.
"WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Um... Add..? I think you played Gundam too much... Why are we making one, anyways?"
"BECAUSE... I SHALL RULE THE WORLD! WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Slap.
Raven's turn.
"NOW GIVE ME 500 SIT-UPS!"
"WHEN ARE WE STARTING?! YOU KEEP TELLING ME TO DO WARM-UPS!"
"LATER, NOW DO IT!"
"UGH..."
Chung.
"And... you put one of it here and-"
*BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM*
The two of them became victims of the explosion.
"Luckily*cough* the explosion is *cough* outside." Elsword said, coughing.
"Sorry, Els. I just wanted to see with my own eyes what would happen if Coca Elca is mixed with Eltos." Chung said innocently, unaware that his body is burned.
"THE GRAAAASSSS!" Rena hysterically shouted towards the burned grass.
Soon, it was night time.
"See you guys tomorrow!" Elsword waved at his friends who are going home.
"So... how was it, Els?" Elesis asked. "Some are terrible... After that explosion, some neighbors threw a bucket full of water at me..." Elsword said, rubbing his bandaged head.
"Stay strong, Els. Stay strong." (?)
The next day
"ELS!" Raven barged into Elsword's room.
"WHAT THE- Oh, it's just you, Raven."
"WAKE UP!" Raven yelled.
"I'M ALREADY UP!"
"THEN GO DOWNSTAIRS!"
"OKAY! OKAY!"
He quickly went downstairs.
"Morning, Els. Ready for tutoring part 2?" Chung asked.
"More like torturing rather than tutoring.." Said person muttered.
"Deal with it." Aisha stated.
"Ughhhhh..."
Weeks later
The day of the exam id finally came.
"Let's start the exam, shall we?" Ariel said with a smile. She distributed the paper to the whole class.
"Okay, Els... You can do this... You've been through the days of torture... The exam won't be harder than that..." Elsword reassured himself. True to his words, the exam is REALLY EASY.
Q. 1: 1+1=?
Answer: 2
Q. 2: 50x2=?
Answer: 100
Q. 3: 12x3=?
Answer: 36
Q. 4: 10:2=?
Answer: 5
Q. 5: 7-4=?
Answer: 3
'WHAT IN THE WORLD?! I STUDIED THAT HARD FOR THIS?! W-well... At least I passed...' Elsword thought.
"Elsword. If you're wondering why is the exam so easy, it's because Stella was asked by the principal to do so just for you." Stella explained.
"WHY DID THAT OLD MAN DO THAT?! IT'S NOT LIKE I DIDN'T GRADUATE FROM ELEMENTARY SCHOOL OR SOMETHING!" he yelled.
"Let it go, Els. Let it go." Chung said. Suddenly snow started to fall inside the classroom.
"WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THIS SNOW?!"
"It's a background effect the Author asked." Aisha said, casting more snow magic.
"WHY SNOW?!"
"Cuz it's Christmas~ Well... It already passed but who cares?~" 3 appeared(?), cheering.
"I CARE!" "And I don't~" 3 cheered again before disappearing.
"Now, now. Have you already finished, Elsword?" Ariel asked.
"Well... Yeah... I did."
"Is that so? Well, you can leave the class then."
"Alright."
Elsword left the class and stumbled upon a beat up Banthus.(?)
"Banthus?!"
"Ouw, ouw, Elguy!(?) It's your fault that I became like this!" Banthus scowled.
"My fault?!"
"YEAH! BECAUSE OF YOU, I HIT A TREE FULL OF BEES AND RAN FROM THEM! BUT SADLY I TRIPPED BECAUSE OF A LOG IN FRONT OF ME AND FELL INTO A RIVER FULL OF ROCKS!" (?) Banthus yelled. Elsword sweatdropped.
"SHUTTAP!" Stella, who is teaching the other class, yelled before closing the door. "Y-yes, Ma'am!" Banthus and Els said in unison before Stella closed the door again.
Awkward silence.
"Meet me at the gym after school, Elsword... We'll settle this with a duel..." Banthus said before leaving. "You're on!" Elsword replied.
After school
"Hellooo, ladies and gaytlemen- I mean gentlemen! Welcome to Elrios Cooking Contest of Nonsense! Me and 3 are gonna be the host today. So, prepare for my tsukkomi!" Switch said throughout the school using nasod megaphone he traded from Ariel(?)
"Losers will have to join this!" 3 cheered, showing a poster with, "Princess Celebrity Awards Contest" written. (?)
"WHAT IN THE WORLD?!" Elsword yelled in disbelief.
"No whatintheworlds!(?)" 3 yelled back.
"Anyone who tries to run away will get punished." Switch said.
"I- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" A random student got thrown by a random Unohound.
Everyone paled.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I SHALL WIN THIS CONTEST!" Banthus laughed.
"Why world..? Why..?" Elsword muttered.
"Round 1... START!" The 2 authors yelled, nearly breaking everyone's eardrums. (?)
"What are we supposed to do?" Aisha asked.
"You just have to sit and watch." Switch replied.
Elsword started to make his food, doing it step by step... Seems to be fine.
Meanwhile, Bathus is just slaying some wild pigs that are running around the school yard.
"EEK?! WHO THE HELL BROUGHT THESE PIGS?!" Ara screamed.
"ME!" Switch exclaimed.
"Oooooohh! What a sight! Banthus is slaying some pigs! Let's ask him the reason!" 3 said and ran to Banthus.
"Yo, Banthus! Why'd you slay all of these pigs?" Switch asked with a megaphone as he pointed his finger to 24 dead pigs.(?)
"The poor piggies..." Chung said, getting teary-eyed.
"For my special menu! I need the real, fresh ingredients in order to make it!"
"Hmm... Such a nice reason coming from a former bandit. May I ask what you are making?" Switch asked again.
"A mashed pig(?)!" Banthus said while he hit a dead pig with Thor's hammer(?), making the blood and some of it's flesh spurt out on Switch's and 3's face(don't imagine it).
"Just do whatever you like..." The two Authors said in unison before running to wash their face.
"EWWWWW!" Ara said it.
Now on to the judging~
Elsword's turn is first. He made a steak complete with its sauce!
"I-I don't know that you could cook, Els!" Chung said in shock. Elsword made a face and said, "Just eat it..."
"ELSWORD-SENSEI! PLEASE TEACH ME!" Raven yelled and bowed to Elsword after he ate a piece.
"Keke... You could become a chef at my restaurant!" Add laughed. Okay..? Since when did Add have a restaurant?
Banthus' turn! Uh... Well... It's just simply piles of blood and raw meat... Ew...
"DA POOR PIGGYYYY!" Chung cried before leaving his seat to bury the dead pigs. (?)
Raven stupidly ate the obviously unhealthy food and did a vomit spree. Again, don't imagine it.
Add flipped the table. "YOU CALL THIS FOOD?! I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN BOIL AN EGG!"
"Um... Well, the result is obvious! So, the winner of the 1st round is, Elsword!" 3 exclaimed and got some applause from a nearby trespasser(?).
"Onto the 2nd round. Before we start, please choose one of the audience to help you!" Switch said.
"Hmmm... Ah! Aisha!" Elsword called her.
"What? Me?" Aisha asked in confusion.
"Who else has that name?"
"ME!" Aisha... The Drake Angel said.
"NO! YOU GO BACK TO YOUR FANDOM! HUSH!" Switch said. Hushing 'Aisha' into Grand Gaia portal with her dragon.
"Okay... That was random." Rena said. Beside her was Eve, typing something on her screen.
"Aisha the Drake Angel. Fandom: Brave Frontier. Rarity: 6 star. Born on Republic La Veda City. Raised by a dragon. Ba-"
"Please stop, Eve. You're going overboard with the details." Rena said, facepalming.
Back to the Authors
"So, Banthus... Who do you pick?" Switch asked.
"Richian!"
"O-okay...? What's with the sudden spirit anyways?" Switch said, taken aback by Banthus's sudden outburst.
"Ooooooh! Banthus chose the narcissist from Bethma! How would this turn outttt?" 3 cheered.
"Sooo, what are we cooking?" Aisha asked. Elsword shrugged. "Up to you." "Hm... Then is stew okay?" "I DID say up to you, so..."
Meanwhile, Richian is chopping ingredients with the speed of light!
The audience jawdropped.
"What is this?! Richian is surprisingly skilled! Let's hear his words about that!" Switch said and ran to Banthus and Richian.
Banthus is again, slaying some pigs while Richian started to grill the meat like a professional.
"Richian! I never knew you are this good. What is your secret?" 3 asked.
"Weeeeeeelllll, I'm a former student on Elrios Private Cooking School. That where I got my cooking skills! So, where should I write my autograph?~" Richian said, flipping his hair.
"Nowhere~ Just go back to cooking!" 3 said and the two Authors went to Els and Aisha.
"Sooo, what are you guys making?" Switch asked.
"Stew." they both replied casually.
"Hmmmmmmmmm~ That's a pretty simple dish~ Well, it's not like 3 doesn't like soup either!" 3 cheered.
"We didn't ask you!" Elsword said. "Meanieeeeeee!"
"ELS!" "WHAT?" "WHY DID YOU PUT CHILI PASTE INSTEAD OF SALT?!"(?) "I DID?! WAIT, YOU JUST PUT A BOWL OF SUGAR, AISHA!" "WHAAAT?"
The authors sweatdropped.
"Uhhhh... We'll be leaving you guys to your cooking then..." Switch said quietly before they both left to the judges' table.
"Soo, what do you guys think would be the result?" Switch asked to the judges.
"PIGGIEEEEESSSSS!" Chung cried again.
"Sensei rejected to teach meeeee..." Raven sulked.
"I DEMAND A MENU LIKE A 7-STAR RESTAURANT!" Add yelled like a boss. (?)
"You hear them. As its name says, this contest is full of nonsense. Or is it the fanfict? Or us, the Authors? It's complicated..." Switch said as rubbed his jaw.
"I VOTE FOR US!" 3 cheered, doing an XD face.
After they finished cooking
"Now, let's have the judges taste the food!" Switch exclaimed.
Banthus
"THE PIGGYYYYYYYY!" Chung cried, seeing Banthus' food and refused to eat it.
"It's..! IT'S AN EPITOME OF CULINARY ARTS!(?)" Raven shouted in awe.
"Woaaaah! Richigay(?), you should be a chef at my restaurant!" Add complimented. "I'll give some thought about that~" Richian replied, flipping his hair again.
Elsword's turn.
"COWWWWWW!" Chung cried, seeing the beef in the stew. Elsword and Aisha sweatdropped.
"E-Elsword-sensei! YOU DISAPPOINTED ME!" Raven screamed before crying dramatically. Again, sweatdrop.
"Els... YOU'RE FIRED!" Add yelled. "I didn't accept your offer anyway!" Elsword shouted back.
"That's the result! The winner is... Richian! I mean, Banthus didn't do anything though!" Switch said through the megaphone.
"Let's get to the 3rd Round then! It is... QUIZ TIME! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!" 3 shouted through the megaphone and caused the whole school to fall anime style.
"WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH COOKING?! AND WHAT DOES COOKING HAVE TO DO WITH BATTLES?!" Elsword yelled in frustration.
"SHUTTAP!" A random person in the audience's seat yelled.
Everyone immediately became quiet by this person's sudden roar.(?)
"O-okay then... Let's just start the quiz! The 1st question is!... Um... Drumroll please..." Switch said, followed by a drumroll.
"WHAT IS THE NAME OF VAPOR'S DEAD PET MONKEY?" 3 asked, cheering.
Everyone anime-fell.
"What the?! HOW SHOULD WE KNOW?" Elsword yelled.
"I DON'T CAREEE~" 3 replied, still cheering.
Elsword rings the bell.
"Elsword!"
"Um... Berthe?"
"CORRECT!" Switch exclaimed.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Everyone anime-fell, again.
"Next question! Name one of the classes 3 has never played!" 3 cheered.
"THE WHAT?!"
Banthus rang the bell and shouts, "DEADLY CHASER!" "BOOOOO~" "NOOOOOOOOO!"
Elsword rang the bell this time. "Uh... Mastermind?" he said uncertainly, glancing at his friend. "Why me?!" Add yelled.
"Correct!" 3 exclaimed cheerfully. "HUH?"
Lunatic suddenly appears and pats Add's shoulder. "Tough luck there, bro." Then he disappeared. (?)
"Next question!" Switch exclaimed.
"What do you call a dancing psychopath?"
Elsword rang the bell.
"Lunatic Psyker!"
"Correct!"
"WHY ME?!" Lunatic appeared again.
"Ma poor brother..." Add pats Lunatic's shoulder.
"The next is...!" 3 exclaimed.
"WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE MUSIC 3 IS LISTENING TO WHEN 3 IS CURRENTLY TYPING THIS?"
Everyone anime-fell for the millionth time.
"HOW SHOULD WE KNOW?!" Elsword yelled.
"GIVE UP?" 3 asked. "YEAH."
"THE ANSWER IS... CRIER!" 3 cheered.
"HOW WOULD WE KNOW?" "I DUNNO!"
"The last question! Why did we write this fanfiction?" 3 and Switch said in unison.
Elsword rang the bell.
"BECAUSE... What was it again?"
"CORREEEEEECCCCTTTTTT!" 3 and Switch shouted in unison.
Everyone just stood there. Like a stone. While a random person anime-fell alone. (?) Hey! That rhymes! :D (?)
"And the winner is... ELSWOOOORDDDDD!" They bot yelled.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Banthus cried.
Elsword sweatdropped. "Whatever. I'm just glad that this crazy battle is over. Sooo... I could leave now, right?"
"NOT YET!" "Whaaaa?" "You still have to get the prize!" 3 exclaimed. "Wait, what was the prize again?" she asked, tilting her head.
"You forgot? The prize is..."
Suddenly, a ninja-like person fall from the sky and whispered something to Switch.(?)
"... Is it?... Yeah... Alright, I got it."
That person jumped to the sky again(?)
"The prize is... A kiss from Richian!" Switch exclaimed.
"..." Elsword disappeared.
"NINJA!" 3 shouted cheerfully. Everyone sweatdropped.
The next day
"Today's the announcement, isn't it?" Raven asked. "Yeah... I just hope I don't fail again..." Elsword replied.
"Hey, they posted the scores already!" A random student exclaimed.
"Let's check it out!" Chung exclaimed in excitement.
"Mom, wish me luck..." Raven muttered. (?)
Everyone gathered on the bulletin board.
"I PASSED!" A random student shouted. He is so happy that he jumped out of window(?).
"I DIDN'T MAKE IIIIITTT!" Said a random student as he ran into the girl's bathroom, crying. Screams could later be heard inside.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"Wow. It's a catastrophe." Add commented as he arrived.
"Nee, nee, how's your score, Add?" Chung asked him, beaming at his own score. He got the 5th rank.
"Let's see... Better than I thought." he replied, finding out that he was ranked 4. "Hey! You're right on top of my name!" Chung cheered at his best friend.
Elsword started to become tense. 'Will I pass...?'
A hand patted his shoulder to comfort him. He turned around to see that Aisha was right behind him.
"You'll pass, don't worry!" She assured with a confident smile. He smiled in return. "Yeah... Thanks, Aisha."
Elsword started to search for his name and got...
He widened his eyes. "A-Are you kidding me..?" "Hm?" Aisha also searched for his name and smiled in triumph after finding it.
Elsword ranked third! Right below Aisha's name! Well, Eve got first rank since, you know...
"Congrats, Els! I knew you could do it!" Chung cheered.
"See? I told you! Your hard work paid off! Congratulation, Els-"
Suddenly, Elsword hugged Aisha.
"Thank you, Aisha! You're the best! I couldn't make it without your help! It's all because of you, you always stayed by my side. Every time I was happy, every time I was sad, every time I cry, every time I was in pinch, you will be there to assist me. I just couldn't thank you enough for everything you've done for me... Thank you!" He tightened the hug.
Aisha's face is as red as his hair by the time he let go. "Y-You're welcome..." she replied, still blushing.
"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww~~~~" Everyone 'aww'ed at them.
Elsword, finally realizing what he just did, became flustered and yelled, "S-SHUT UP! M-MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!"
"Actually, Els... This IS my business!~" Rena exclaimed, smiling.
"Since when did you guys date each other?" Add asked, smirking.
"It's more like, 'Since when did you guys became public about this thing?', Add." Chung corrected him.
Everyone else just laughed.
"SHUTTAP!" The duo yelled
"LET'S POST THE NEWS, 'COUPLE OF THE YEAR: ELSWORD&AISHA'!" A member of the news club yelled before running off with his friends. "Aye!"
"ALL OF YOU, STOP MAKING FUN OF UUUUSSSSSS!" They shouted in unison.
End
Switch: It's finally finished! It took us a whole 3 month to make this.
3: OAO You counted?! 3 already forgot! owo'
Switch: Actually, I only looking on the date of the first massage that I send to you :3
3: -w-'
Switch: Anyway, Readers. We're currently making the epilogue. So keep waiting okay? Okay? Kay? You'll keep waiting right? Right? Right? Right? Ri-#slapped
Chung: See you next time!