Sally Blofis had been meaning to clean this room for days. Her son was a mess, and even when he said he cleaned his room, he really just shoved everything under his bed and in his closet. But his girlfriend was coming over for the weekend and she wanted the house to be clean, and Percy's version of clean wasn't going to cut it. She decided to go through his drawers first. She walked over to hiss dresser and opened up the first drawer. As soon as she saw the mess of unorganized clothes, she knew it was going to be a while. It took her an hour to separate and fold all the clothes and junk the first four drawers. Then she got to the bottom drawer-his underwear drawer. Warily, she opened it up and took all the contents out, only to be shocked at what she found. Not only did she find a rather unsanitary looking pile of Percy's boxers, but she also found a lacy black bra and matching thong, a white tank top, and a pair of extremely short shorts. Oh. My. God. She thought as she took in the idea that her perfect son might not be as perfect as she thought, and his innocent girlfriend might not be all that innocent. In the distance, she heard the front door of their apartment open and close.

"Mom? Me and Annabeth are home."

Sally quickly put away all of Percy's things and place Annabeth's on his bed, then walked downstairs to greet them.

Percy's POV

I was having a pretty good day. I had picked up my girlfriend from her boarding school on the way home so she could spend the weekend at my house. I walked in the door, holding her hand.

"Mom? Me and Annabeth are home." I said.

My mom came down to greet him almost immediately. She seemed a little off, hesitating before hugging Annabeth.

We continued upstairs. I was carrying her stuff up to my room, where she always stayed when she was over. Now I know what you are thinking, but don't worry. I sleep on the couch. Of course I sneak up there sometimes after my mom and Paul are asleep, but thats besides the point.

So I got to my room and found some things Annabeth had forgotten in my room last time sitting on my bed. Fuck. My mom must have found it. Annabeth was giggling until she turned around and found my mom staring at her, even though she was talking to me.

"Perseus, maybe Annabeth should make sure she collects all of her things before she leaves."

I stood there, stunned into silence.

Shockingly, Annabeth was equally mute.

"So have you two.. well, you know." my mom sputtered. This was easily the most awkward situation I have ever been in. I mean sure we have, but thats not why her clothes were in here, I swear on River Styx.

Thankfully, Paul came to my rescue before my mom could demand an answer.

"Sally, we let his girlfriend sleep in his room on weekends. We send him to camp all summer with her and a hundred other kids, and only two chaperons. You honestly expect him to be a virgin?"

She gaped at him. Annabeth turned an even darker shade of red, and I silently thanked Aphrodite for allowing my mom to find Paul.

After standing there speechless for about five minutes, mom and Paul left, surprisingly, leaving Annabeth and I alone in my bedroom.

Well this was gonna be an interesting visit.

This is just something random that came to me after a math quiz. Review!