Once again, this was done on my iPod. A very quick little thing, drabble. Just meant for humor. :)


Canada was once again ranting about his brother. Prussia sat in the kitchen, eating his pancakes idly, watching as the blonde moved with jerky angry movements. It always amused him to see Canada like this. The nation hardly ever got angry, and when he did it was like he gained two inches-put that where you want.

"...And his government! Can't they ever agree? Is it really do hard to say 'Okay bro let's discuss this! How about we do this here and put them there and try this tactic?' Seriously! Is it that hard?"

The blonde's face was flushed in anger. Almost like when he blushed, except that it wasn't as cute.

"I swear, that idiot wouldn't even know how to tie his shoes if not for me and Britain! He'd go around barefoot and looking like some homeless guy if we let him!"

Prussia knew he'd have to step in before the REAL meltdown occurred. Canada would start throwing things, and Prussia had been met the wall with his face a few times. But he'd wait. He had he perfect idea of how to get Canada to calm down. He just had to wait for the right moment.

"Is it really that hard to act your age? For serious, he's older than me! How is it possible I'm more stable? Aren't the older siblings supposed to help the younger? And whenever I ask him something all he does is-"

Perfect.

"Mattie." Prussia piped up, his breakfast finished. Canada looked at him, pausing his rant. Prussia only used his human name when they were alone. And then he realized just how alone they were. Canada gulped, his anger subsiding for a brief moment.

"Y-yes Prussia?" Canada asked, taking a deep breathe to continue his rant.

"Sex."

"What? Why'd you-MMMF!"

Canada was tackled by Prussia, and then decided he'd be angry later. He needed his energy for more important things at the moment.


Oh yes, Mattie~You need to use your energy for that more important thing Gilbert is showing you~~3

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