FYI:
Before you begin reading, there are a few things you need to know. This is, as you can see from the title, a round robin from the Battle for Ares mailing group, started by Audra. This is in NO WAY MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. It's just a funny (hopefully) story put together by various members of the group. Please, don't leave reviews saying "well, this didn't make sense because…." Trust us, we know. We talked about that in the group. It's not supposed to make sense. So, just enjoy.