The Twisted Side of Twilight

"Cedric?! You're alive?!" he asked in shock.

"No dude. It's Edward now. Edward Cullen. I'm not a wizard anymore. I'm a vampire."

"Oh. Okay cool! You still like Cho?" he asked.

"Well, um, I'm married now, actually. To Bella."

"Who's Bella?"

"Uh I am!" She said with that attitude that made me love her so much. But she was getting a little to annoying with it. But I had the divorce attorney on hold. I wondered when I was going to tell her I was gay. She would probably be distraught, just like when I was gone and almost killed myself. But that was back when I was straight. And I have to admit, Harry was looking pretty cute tonight. I had to stop myself or else I would become the only gay vampire ever. I didn't want that. No, maybe James would be. No wait, James is dead. Maybe Laraunt. No, Jacob killed him. No, I would NOT think of Jacob. Our secret relationship had ruined everything. Secrets everywhere, so much that Bella made us move to London. She thought I was seeing another girl. But anyway, that's how I ran into Harry. I'd never realized how cute he looked.

"Um Bella, darling, um, I need to talk to you for a second. Harry, will you excuse us?"

"Sure."

I had been dreading this ever since I found out I was gay. But, since when do gay guys marry or date straight girls? That's just wrong.

"Bella, this marraige, well, it's not working out for me. I may have promised that I would never do this to you again, but, well, I lied. Goodbye Bella. I like someone else. I'm gay."

The look on her face was priceless. But I had to run away. Not human speed, but vampire speed. I wanted to get back to Harry before the tears came. She was so emotional sometimes. Well, that was all over now. Now I just had to turn in the divorce form and we're over. But she loves me so much, I doubt she'll even show up.

So I went back to Harry, only to find my ex-boyfriend flirting with him! Harry said, "Sharkboy?" Then Jacob said, "No. Jacob. I'm not a shark anymore, I'm a wolf." Harry laughed. I was mad. I went over and said, "Harry's mine!"

Then, Jacob said, "No he's mine!"

Then, we started wresteling. But, I think at some point, Jacob remembered how much he loved me, so he got really close. His chest pressed against mine, and his lips followed suit.

Then, Bella walked in crying, and then saw me and Jacob rolling around on the floor, and busted out laughing. Harry got jealous, but then I think he decided he was straight all of a sudden, so he started flirting with Bella. And I think she was fine with dating a wizard instead of a vampire. They can instantly disappear and reappear, and poof up whatever they (or Bella) wants, whenever they (or Bella) wants. But, I was happy that Bella was happy, and that I didn't have to hide who I really was from her. Maybe we can still be friends. Maybe. Just maybe.