Resident Evil Nursery Rhythms:

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Chapter One: Jack Krauser And Jill Valentine

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a grenade launcher
but Jacks arm went berserk and he lost his balance
Jill slipped as well and went down full of malice
Up got Jack, and village did trot As fast as he could caper
He went to a farm and bound his arm
With vinegar and brown paper.