I found this uber-random parody of Fergie's Fergalicious song and remembered that my friend Teddy and I had made romance songs out of it- he did Karu while I did Kataang. So just sit back and laugh, okay? Thankies!
Kataangalicious
Four, tres, two, uno
SOKKA
Listen up y'all, 'cause this is it
Katara and Aang are delicious
RANDOM SHIPPER #1- VERSE 1
Kataagalicious definition makes the Zutarans go insane
They can't bear to see them together so they write fics like crazy
You can't break them; you can't hate them
You can hug them, they aren't flimsy
We got our reasons why we love them
They love grows each and every season
KATARA AND AANG- HOOK 1
Kataangalicious (Kataangalicious!)
We bet that y'all can't match this
And if the world was suspicious
We'll say that we aren't fictitious
AANG: Katara blows me kisses
KATARA: And Aang gets me high (high!)
And we be on the back of Appa just dreaming all night
SOKKA- CHORUS
So delicious (it's real, real!)
So delicious (Aang gets her high, high!)
So delicious (Katara blows him kisses!)
It's Kataangalicious (wa-wa-wa-water and air!)
RANDOM SHIPPER #2- VERSE 2
Kataangalicious def-
Kataangalicious def-
Kataangalicious def- (def-def-def-def-def-def-def-def-def!)
Kataangalicious definition makes the Fire Nation go crazy
They always try to chase them
To use it to their advantage
They call it L to the O the V and E
And can't nobody tell them that it's not for real
KATARA AND AANG- HOOK 2
We're so delicious (so delicious!)
KATARA: Aang's body stays vicious
KATARA: He be up on that field just working on his bending
AANG: She's my witness (secret cave!)
KATARA: He gets me hot, hot
KATARA: And he be over in the bushes just to watch what I got
SOKKA- CHORUS
Kataangalicious (so cute and sweet!)
Kataangalicious (every day of the week!)
Kataangalicious (so caring and protective!)
Kataangalicous (they are meant to be- check it out!)
RANDOM SHIPPER #3- VAMP (SUNG)
It's Katara and Aang
Can't deny it, baby
Always and forever
Guru Pathik can't stop it
Neither can Azula
Even Ozai ships it
Reincarnated
Oma and Shu
SOKKA- BRIDGE
K to the A to the T A A N G- we're not lying
K to the A to the T A A N G- it's not dieing
F to the O to the R B I D D E N
From the sky to the water, to the, to the,
Hit it you two!
KATARA AND AANG- RAP
KATARA: All the time we come around people gather round, the little girls always looking at me, getting jealous
AANG: We just want to say not that I'm not interested, sorry, but I'm taken
KATARA: And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on bragging about our nights together
AANG: But I'm trying to tell
KATARA: That I can't be treated like a single girl
BOTH: 'Cause they say we're delicious (oh so gorgeous!)
But we're not at all naïve
And if you were suspicious
We'll remind you that we aren't fictitious
KATARA: Aang has the sweetest kisses
AANG: She puts me on rock, rock
BOTH: And we be cuddling together on the moonless night
SOKKA- ENDING BRIDGE
K to the A to the T A A N G- they aren't lying
K to the A to the T A A N G- they aren't dieing
F to the O to the R B I D D E N
From the sky to the water, to the, to the (four thres, two, uno!)
K to the A to the T A A N G- they aren't lying
K to the A to the T A A N G- they aren't dieing
F to the O to the R B I D D E N
From the sky to the water, to the, to the, to the, to the…
XD
Couldn't help myself there.