Author's notes: I love how all the hot guys in Konoha are made gay when it comes to yaoi. No matter what. XD Hi-larious.

Warning-shounen ai/yaoi, sap, sillyness, a little OCC...MAYBE

Pairings-KakaIru, Shikamaru+Naruto (on Shikamaru's part), NejixNaruto, Genma+Iruka

Summary-Angst (and romance?) insues as Kakashi and Iruka exchange "Lurve" notes to each other. ...it's not as crappy as it sounds I hope. lol

Disclaimer-Don't own. Don't sue. Don't ask. Don't tell. If I owned Naruto then Chuck Norris would be hokage...

'blah'-thoughts

Lurve Notes

"What is it that makes those two act so ridiculous around each other? Or when they're not around each other, I should say." Naruto asked.

"Well, for starters, they're obviously in love." Shikamaru replied.

"Yeah, but why them? I mean, it's so awkward cuz they're both my teachers..." Naruto mumbled. He clutched the note covered in red hearts and a silver-haired masked chibi in his hand. He and Shikamaru were currently walking down the street towards the school where he knew Iruka would be; probably yelling at some kids while being pelted by shuriken and spitballs.

Why were they going to see him? Well, one day Iruka and Kakashi had suddenly become infatuated with each other. Because of their-- well, Iruka's busy schedule, they started writing ridiculous, sappy notes to each other.

After training one day, Kakashi walked up to Naruto and handed him a note, asking him to give it to Iruka, "And don't read it!" he had said. Naruto being Naruto, he immediately jumped at the chance to see his Iruka-sensei and agreed. The day afterwards, Konohamaru ran up to him and gave him a folded piece of paper. It had "From: Iruka, To: Kakashi" written on it. 'Well,' he thought, 'if it's a favor for Iruka-sensei, then I don't mind.' What he did not think, however, was that Kakashi was going to write back and then Iruka would reply and then Kakashi would write back again, thereby making Iruka reply back the next day!

And that's how it started. That's how he and Konohamaru became "Lurve Messengers" as Kakashi put it. It was only recently that Shikamaru started accompanying him.

"That's it!" Naruto stopped and yelled suddenly.

"What?" Shikamaru sighed and stopped in front of Naruto. "What is it now?"

"I've been delivering these stupid things for a month now and they (well, Kakashi) hasn't said 'Thank you' or anything! I deserve retribution!"

"What do you plan on doing about it?" Shikamaru asked.

Naruto grinned evily. "I'm glad you asked." He looked at the note and stated matter-of-factly, "I'm gonna read the note, of course."

"What? You can't do that, you idiot."

"And why not?" Naruto questioned.

"Because it's an invasion of privacy! Plus, you said Kakashi told you on the first day not to read-"

"Screw privacy! And besides, if they wanted privacy," Naruto reasoned, "they wouldn't have dragged me into it. They're bound to be read sooner or later anyway. And if they were smart shinobi they would've put it into code or attached a trap or something!" Naruto looked up at Shikamaru grinning. "Well?"

Shikamaru frowned. 'He does have a point... and I am curious.' After a few seconds he sighed. "Fine."

"Great!" Naruto grabbed Shikamaru by the wrist and said, "Come on!" and dragged him into an alley. They stopped against a wall.

Shikamaru blushed. "W-Why..."

"Because we can't have witnesses! ...why's your face all red? You tired?" Naruto asked giving him a once-over.

"Urm, no..." Shikamaru stammered.

Naruto was no longer listening to him since he was too busy trying to carefully unfold the letter. "Why the hell does Kakashi have to make everything so complicated?" he muttered. "There we go!" Naruto read slowly.

"Dear Iruka-koi,

How is my beautiful dolphin doing? I've been having such fun writing these naughty Lurve notes to you. Oh, how would you like to go out to a movie or dinner this Saturday? I enjoyed the last time we went out to dinner. I especially savored the, um... "dessert" I was treated to afterwards. Let me tell you what I wanted to do to you next time... I got an idea from Icha Icha vol. 2. It involves whipped cream, handcuffs, and a blindfold. First I blindfold you and cuff your hands to the bed rail. Then I put the whip cream on your-"

At that point Naruto dropped the note and jumped away from it screaming, "What the fuck?!"

Shikamaru blushed furiously and picked up the note. "I knew we were going to regret this. You know more than anyone that your scarecrow sensei is a pervert." he said as he carefully refolded the note and Naruto continued to shudder and hyperventilate. Shikamaru squatted next to where Naruto was sitting on the ground. "Well? You happy now?"

"No!" Naruto shouted while clutching his head. "I keep picturing Iruka-sensei covered in whip cream!"

"That's a nice mental image..." Shikamaru mumbled.

"What are you two doing back here?"

They both looked up to see Neji looking down on them with a raised eyebrow, arms crossed and waiting for an answer.

Naruto blushed and laughed nervously and jumped up to his feet. "N-Neji! Um... hi!"

Shikamaru noticed Naruto's behavior and gave him a confused look, but said nothing. 'What was that about?' he thought, feeling uneasy.

"Hello." Neji smiled at Naruto. "What are you two doing in an alley?"

Naruto laughed again. "It's not what it looks like Neji! Hehe..." he said, grinning with increasingly darkening cheeks.

"Oh really now? Then what is it?" Neji laughed.

"This." Shikamaru handed him the note.

Neji raised his eyebrow at them. "Lurve Note?"

"Look closer." Shikamaru pointed. "See? it's Iruka and Kakashi."

"Ah, so these are the notes Gai keeps blabbing about..." he said as he opened it. A few seconds passed as he read. At a certain point he closed his eyes and blushed. "Ahem." He folded the note up.

They looked at him expectantly.

"Disturbing mental image..." was all he said.

"Seriously." Naruto agreed and shuttered. He sighed. "Anyway, we were just taking the note to Iruka-sensei. Wanna come with? We're going to eat ramen afterwards..."

Neji smiled at him sweetly. "Sure. I'll tag along." he said and handed the note to Naruto. His hand brushed up against Naruto's ever so slightly causing Naruto to blush and Neji to chuckle at him.

Shikamaru rolled his eyes. 'Great. I wanted to be alone with Naruto. How troublesome...'

"Shikamaru, you comin' or not?" Naruto called.

"Yeah, yeah..." Shikamaru grumbled and followed them out of the alley.

So, I've already completed this whole story. Well, sort of. I'm going over everything and adding and subtracting stuff, so as of right now there are about 5 chapters. I dunno if it'll stay that way or not. Maybe if I got lots o' nice reviews that praise me. hint hint CONSTRUCTIVE criticism, as always, is welcome. Please be nice ladies and gentlemen. I am very sensitive and fragile. If you notice that anything at any time is misplaced, mispelled, mistaken, some 'mis' word I dun even know, or nonsensical, whether its in my summary or notes and definitely the story, PLEASE tell me. I'm a grammer freak. SAYONARA!