A great movie,

in my opinion at least…

So if you think this as a parody,

know that's it's in good humor.

This originated from watching the movie with a series of friends,

and concluded with the result of our twisted theories.

I hope you enjoy it.

I don't own a thing.

Don't be a poofter.

Yes, that was an excuse to use that word.

Part 1

"Start a new life with me.

Buy his freedom with your love.

Refuse me, and you send your lover to his death.

This is the choice.

This is the point of no return!"

The crazed, unmasked phantom roared.

His fingers wrapped around the line that joined to Raoul's neck. I gazed from his distorted face, to Raoul's pleading expression. My teeth clenched subconsciously. I treaded into the water, drenching the bottom hem of my wedding dress. I looked at the phantom, eyes compassionate, and strode to Raoul. I looked him in the eye with legible disgust.

"Raoul, I thought I could force myself to love you. But… You're far worse than a murderer. You've molested me and Madame Giry far too many times to compare to his murderous deeds." I spoke, motioning to the phantom.

"W-What!?" I heard the phantom exclaim. The hostility disappeared from his voice.

"Christine… Say you'll share with me, one love, one lifetime." Raoul began to sing.

"No. No, Raoul, I won't fall for those lines any longer." I said firmly, my hands in fists.

"I'm here! Nothing can harm you! My words will warm and calm- THRILLER!!!!!" He began to sing in a very Michael Jackson-ish way.

Both mine and the phantom's eyebrows rose.

"Oh, erm, sorry about that… Where was I…? Oh, uh…Let me be your freedom, let me be you li-"he started.

"Enough!! Christine, my love, make your choice!" The phantom intermitted.

I turned my back to Raoul and stared at the phantom with great seriousness in my eye.

"For God's sake, kill the man." I ordered confidently.

The phantom smirked and yanked on the cord with his every strength. We both turned away as Raoul's girlish cries filled the cavern before stopping short.

I turned to look at him. His body hung motionless, his head slumped to one side. I felt myself lift with great relief and happiness. I grinned and twisted to the phantom, who dropped the rope and stepped over to me.

"Christine, have you truly decided? Y-You love me? Or did you only wish him dead?" The phantom spoke, placing his hands on my waist.

I smiled and draped my arms around his middle, pressing myself against him. I took in a breath and closed my eyes. He stood; confused for a moment before wrapping his muscular arms around my back.

"I love you. I've always loved you. From the moment I first held your hand. From the moment I first heard you sing. From the moment I first laid eyes on you, I always loved you, and I always will." I said, laying my face on his chest.

He stayed silent. I smiled.

We stayed, embracing for a few minutes until I heard a soft cry. I looked up at him. His bottom lip quivered slightly; His eyes watery.

"Ph-Phantom??" I spoke.

He retracted his arms and stepped away. I looked at him questioningly.

"I just… I need a moment." He sniffed before turning away and walking out of the water.

I raised an eyebrow before silently following him. As soon as he was out of sight, his whimpers exchanged to sobs. I quickened my step, around the rock wall which he leaned against, weeping into the palms of his hands.

"Goodness, are you alright? Did I speak too hastily?" I asked, my voice filled with legible concern.

He turned to me, sniffled and smiled slightly before cleaning away his tears with his bare forearm. I smiled at him with benevolence. He frowned and began wailing again.

I scowled.

"Phantom, please, end this ridiculousness. Come, let us get you cleaned up." I said, grabbing his arm.

He sniffed and turned to me again. He nodded and smiled. We walked inward towards the curtains. We were about to pass his monkey box thingy when I stopped him. I looked down and spotted his white mask. I smiled and picked it up.

"Here. Go fix yourself and I'll take care of Raoul's body." I said, handing him his visor and biting my lip slightly.

He smiled at me gratefully. I patted his arm and walked away, towards the water, thinking of what I was going to do with the corpse.