ConversationwithKidsNextDoor'sNumbuhThree.
Me: How have you been?
Numbuh 3: Great, how have you been?
Me: I'm bored.
Numbuh 3: How can you be bored?
Me: Life is worthless.
Numbuh 3: In the grand scheme of things, maybe. Mine, certainly.
Me: So you understand?
Numbuh 3: Understand what?
Me: Life is worthless.
Numbuh 3: That doesn't sound too surprising.
Me: You have no clue to what I am saying, do you?
Numbuh 3: Yes I do.
Me: Prove it.
Numbuh 3: My Rainbow Monkeys can prove it.
Me: Prove that you understand.
Numbuh 3: I think and therefore I am.
Me: I'm surprised you know that.
Numbuh 3: Well expect the unexpected.
Me: That too.
Numbuh 3: Are you a boy?
Me: Of course I am!
Numbuh 3: Really? 'cause I thought you were a girl. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me: But I'm a boy.
Numbuh 3: Am I your friend
Me: No, you annoy me.
Numbuh 3: You're strange.
Me: You're a cartoon character.
Numbuh 3: Really?
Me: Yes.
Numbuh 3: OK.
Me: You have no point.
Numbuh 3: Yes I do, the point of my nose.
Me: You're so retarded.
Numbuh 3: I am God after all.
Me: WOAH! Where did that come from?
Numbuh 3: You are weird.
Me: No you are. You just mentioned you were God.
Numbuh 3: I'm not a miracle worker you know. People don't just obey when I tell them to do something.
Me: Of course, because you're the idiot of the show.
Numbuh 3: No, I must at least be the second because you just told me so that means you had to have known first.
Me: What kind of logic is that?
Numbuh 3: Proof.
Me: No it isn't. It doesn't prove anything!
Numbuh 3: Well no. Our love must remain forever secret.
Me: I'm not Wally.
Numbuh 3: What?
Me: Yeah. That's it. Snap back to reality.
Numbuh 3: Are you real?
Me: Did you just space out or something?
Numbuh 3: I guess I did.
Me: I'm done talking to you.
Numbuh 3: Really?
Me: Bye.