Of Cocks and Eggs
"What do the British call male chickens?" Minako looked around at her four best friends, blue eyes large and innocent, if not a little blank. Amy's response was to shake her head in disbelief and carry on reading whilst the other three girls, Rei, Makato and Usagi laughed.
"Cocks"
"Usagi!" Minako looked shocked. "This is no time to be talking about Phalluses"
The girls all began to laugh again, all three going red in the face. Amy was the only one able to reply.
"Cock is an abbreviation of the word 'Cockrell'"
Minako blushed and girls all settled down and began to revise again.
Five minutes had passed when Minako lifted her head again "Do 'cocks' lay eggs?"
To this Makato was quick to reply with
"No, they have cocks!"
Author's Notes: So this is a silly little one shot, very short piece. Crack fic, obviously. Inspired by my friend asking if male chickens laid eggs. Bless her.