T. K.: Don't ask. Really, please, don't ask. I don't know where this came from, what dark recess of my brain this came out of.
Neko: We don't own 'Yu-Gi-Oh!' or anything affiliated with it. On with the show!
To: The entire staff of Kaiba Corp.
From: CEO and President Kaiba Seto
Re: Rumor mill
To whom it may concern:
My private life is not an appropriate discussion! Anyone, ANYONE, caught discussing my, MY, private or sexual life will be dealt with… harshly. Furthermore, any discouraging or demeaning reference to my partner will not be tolerated; he is to be called Mutou-sama or san, or, if he allows, Yami-sama. Any derogative homosexual comment with result in an instant dismissal without severance pay or a recommendation. If you have a problem with my sexual orientation, which is not your business to begin with, you are more than welcome to leave my employment and seek less gay pastures.
Anyone who does not abide by these rules will be escorted from the premises by security and told not to return. Discrimination, even of the boss, will not be tolerated in any way, shape, or form.
Sincerely,
CEO and President Kaiba Seto
"Don't you think that's a bit harsh?" Yami asked, looking over his lover's shoulder.
"Would you like me to ask them nicely?" Seto returned with a smirk.
Yami chuckled. "Do you even know the meaning of the word?"
Seto turned and pulled Yami into his lap, facing them both towards the window and watching the sun set. "I have some vague recollection of Mokuba telling me to be 'nice', I presume that's the root word."
Yami kissed Seto's smirking lips. "Don't ever change, my dragon."