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this is my very first fanfic so bear with me

Dragonball drunkies

one day goku and trunks were wandering through town and stumbled upon a building they had never seen before. It was called satan bar and grill. "let's go inside," proposed the just turned 21 trunks. "sure why not," replied goku. so they went in and sat down at the bar. "what is this place?" asked trunks, and goku said that he had no idea. the bartender came to them and asked in a raspy voice, "what'll ya have?" goku said "uhhhhh i guess i'll just have a mar...mar...martini. Trunks quickly added, "uhh me too". "Yeah all right but first i'll have to see some i.d.... All right two martinis," the bartender responded. the drinks came and they took a sip "oh my that is some powerful stuff!" goku exclaimed. "yeah! I love it" (hey mikey i think he likes it) yelled trunks. they got hooked and ended up ordering 20 shots each. when the bill came goku stammered "hic we didn't order all hic that." and with that trunks and goku blasted out of the bar without paying and started blasting everything in sight. eventually they ran out of energy and blacked out.

The next day

Goku woke up with major hangover he looked around and saw the damage that had taken place. to his left he saw trunks still unconscious. "owww i have a major headache," goku said to no one in particular "what happened last night?" just then trunks woke up holding his head, "I don't feel so good". "this must be the work of vegeta," said goku "yeah let's get him," trunks responded. they flew off to find vegeta.

meanwhile

"99,997 99,998 99,999 100,000." vegeta had just finished his handstand pushups under 600 times normal gravity when goku and trunks burst in. They took vegeta outside the gravity room and started to beat him up. "WHAT ARE YOU BAKAS DOING???" vegeta yelled. getting you back for destroying satan city and knocking us out giving us that major headache," goku replied. "WHAT IN KAMI'S NAME ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "don't play dumb dad we know what you did." "We woke up in the rubble of what used to be satan city". "we know you did it." then they killed vegeta and went to find another bar so they could once again taste the sweet taste of a martini.

the end


So what did you think of my very first fanfic? please review but no flames or i will hunt you down but sorry if it really really stunk but if you like it review and tell me to continue writing.