Hello FanFiction readers!

This is my first time writing (and putting it on the internet) so pardon any weird page looking stuff, it's a working progress.

I really don't know what to say besides these are entertaining stories/quotations from personal band experience, I'm a freshman (freshies unite!) and the names are changed. I hope you enjoy!

Lexi, Sidney, Mary and I were sitting in a square next to Hannah, Tyler and two various saxophones during our 3rd quarter freedom time. There was some little kids playing football on the grass next to us and we told them that if we got hit with the ball we would kick their asses. They played football, we talked in groups when a little boy (6 maybe) fell in between my group and Hannah's. Hannah looked at the little kid and said, "You are so lucky that you didn't fall on us, and by the way the ball doesn't go down my pants!" The little boy replied, "That wasn't the ball, that was my hand." Tyler (Drum Major) had to pretty much hold Hannah back from the little kid.

Tyler (DM): "If anybody falls asleep on a bus, draw a penis on their face. Spread it around!"

Ethan(DM): (about our crooked lines while parade marching)- "These lines are just as straight as I am!"

Tyler (DM) (unlocking the gate to the marching band field)
Some Random Quad (SRQ)- "Come on Tyler! My grandma could do this faster than you!"
Tyler- "Then call her and have her do it!" *walks through the field house, then passed us and flipped us off when he walked by*

Right after 3rd quarter ended there was a streaker that ran all the way across the field and would have made it out if a gate was unlocked.
Quotes:
"HEYYYYYYY SEXY STREAKER I'M I'M I'M I'M I'M LIVING YOLO STYLE!"
"Damn, if only that was our drum major…"
"HE GOT TAZED! TWICE!"
"I was running after him, trying to catch him, but who wants to tackle a naked guy?"
Band Director: "The other team might have won, but we have something they don't"
Sax: "A streaker?"
Clarinet: "I'm going to start a fundraiser for bailing the streaker out of jail."
Mellophone: "Hey send me that video of the streaker…never mind I don't want that on my phone"

Band Director: "That was and amazing performance…"
Random Trombonist: "What show did you watch?"

Trumpet: "HOLY FUCKING SHIT! SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! THEY ARE SELLING PIXY SITICK! THIS SHITS MORE ADDICTING THEN METH!"

Thank you for taking the time for reading this. Please comment if you feel like it, I'll try to update often.